in a golf cart, fatly

@unusual_whales Grok how would one build a guillotine

Anthropic CEO: “AI will wipe out 50% of lawyers, consultants, and finance professionals within the next 12 months”

@Hot_Pepper76 CLAMS!

He was an icon for drummers. He never read music or formally practiced, yet inspired generations and was called "the world's greatest drummer." Do you know his name? Here he is in a short clip from The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Wow.

@femalebodybuil6 Quaaludes

What will you do first?

@slocumfortexas @LoewyLawFirm @jamestalarico Keep thinking g that pls dumbass

No one is nervous about a candidate for U.S. Senate in Texas who doesn’t eat meat, thinks God is non-binary, and believes Mary was told to have an abortion if she wanted to before birthing Christ. I look forward to watching all the big Democrat donors in Austin setting their money on fire. This will be fun to watch. Democrats learned nothing from Cruz v Allred.

Everyone sure seems nervous about the @jamestalarico campaign. It’s March and the POTUS is weighing in. #txlege

@JohnCornyn Ha ha he still won’t endorse you no matter how much you debase yourself lmao. You suck.

The Democrat running in Texas, James Talarico, turns out to be a FRAUD! It showed after the Election when he beat Low IQ Candidate Jasmine Crockett (No relation to Davy Crockett!). He’s got six Genders, insults to Jesus, only vegan food, was wearing a mask in 2023 and 2024, and is a weak, ineffective guy who we “allowed” to win prior to releasing the avalanche of information we had on him because, as bad as Crockett was as a Candidate, this guy is worse! I believe that any human being running against him, sick, incompetent, close to death or, even a child, would win. He may be the Worst Candidate I have ever seen, other than, of course, Gavin Newscum who admitted that he suffers from mental incapacity, is unable to read a speech, and is dumb but, in saying “the dumb comment,” referred to his audience, and therefore became, in the eyes of African Americans, A TOTAL RACIST — which is probably true! Gavin admits that he’s a Low IQ individual, which typically is not good for winning the Presidency. His interview may have been the worst ever given by a “professional” politician. I believe, it takes him OUT OF THE RACE. Kamala is back! President DONALD J. TRUMP @realDonaldTrump/116273343074887409" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru…

@sanyatimar Fact

HEB really is the best grocery store in American

@atrupar YOU FIRST MOTHERFUCKER

Lindsey Graham on Kharg Island: "We did Iwo Jima. We can do this."

@ElijahSchaffer @secretsqrl123 Yes. Yes you were.

We were all so stupid

@autumnsdad1 This song rips so hard.

My favorite song by The Who? Eminence Front of course! What is yours?

@TheBigAndSexy70 311 brah and slipknot

Making a playlist called “Dudes Will Hear this and say hell yeah” and it’s supposed to sound like XBOX and mtn dew code red. Maybe a Transformers movie. What should I add

@cb_doge @GregAbbott_TX

ELON MUSK: "We're starting off with an advanced technology fab here in Austin, and I'd like to thank @GregAbbott_TX and the state of Texas for the support. So in the advanced technology fab, we will have all of the equipment necessary to make a chip of any kind logical memory, and we will also have all of the equipment necessary to make the masks. So in a single building, we can create a mask, make the chip, test the chip, make another mask, and have an incredibly fast recursive loop for improving the chip design. To the best of my knowledge, this doesn't exist anywhere in the world. We're really going to push the limit of physics in compute, and we're going to try a bunch of wild and crazy things, which you can do if you've got that fast iteration loop that I can't emphasize enough the importance of being able to make it, to test it and and then make and then change the design, do another one, and have that in a single building."

@MDM_420 Butt chug it

wtf am I supposed to do with this pint of sand looking shit that fell off all my trimmings? 🤷‍♂️😜

@BoFrenchTX I want ICE to beat you into a TBI

I want ICE in airports. I want ICE in hospitals. I want ICE in schools. I want ICE in Home Depot. I want ICE on college campuses. I want ICE in meat packing plants. I want ICE in restaurants. I want ICE on farms. I want ICE everywhere.

@DschlopesIsBack Take a big shit

Dead serious, I’m actually going to a Buc-ee’s for the first time in my life tomorrow. I also need this advice. ⬇️

@OneBadDude_ I want ICE agents to kick in your door in the middle of the night and tase you unconscious in front of your family. And then leave after they check your id and go “oh my bad”

I want ICE agents working with TSA at airports. I want ICE agents at the polls. I want ICE agents greeting people at the front door of the grocery store. I want ICE agents waiting at the department of motor vehicles. I want ICE agents waiting at fast food restaurants. I want to make sure ICE leaves no place to hide! Deport. Them. All!

ISS is currently not relaying up to date piss data. This is a common occurence. Our Piss Engineers are monitoring the situation. Updates will resume once fresh piss data is received. Waiting on @Space_Station

@jannnelss I remember when that shit was Ma bell

Y'all remember when AT&T was Cingular?

@doc_zee7 perish

Wyd in this situation??

@MQSullivan @NEWSMAX He’s got yall shook lmao

Nothing dumber than “conservative” websites pimping for Democrats as a way to drive traffic No actual poll, except maybe of Democrat donors in NYC or LA, shows Jimmy Low-T leading either Cornyn or Paxton. Shame on @newsmax.

@vileTexan Are you gonna burn some crosses too?

Thinking about doing pop up BBQ, different place each time, rent a space next a Mosque for the day, spare ribs, pork belly burnt ends, pork shoulder steaks, pulled pork tacos. Maybe even some whole hog. Might light the smoker with a Quran too.