@HazelAppleyard I would like to think that my gf finds me attractive enough to be a hookup or FWB as we are essentially that with more steps. She has porn rotted brain
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Jake Layman
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what if the guys were not tough but instead they were nice and also they are detectives and they ask russell crowe to costar too
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
Ryan Gosling’s upcoming films: • ‘Star Wars: Starfighter’ dir. Shawn Levy (May 28, 2027) • Untitled Sci-Fi Event Film dir. The Daniels (November 19, 2027) • ‘Tough Guys’ dir. TBD (TBD)
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says,
"Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up"
The man burst into tears
"Thanks Doc. That's exactly what I needed"
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“Global Obliteration Yield Beam.”
They literally have a GOY Beam.
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Robert Duvall has sadly passed away at the age of 95.
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I’ve been crying laughing for the past hour😂
Hater Report@HaterReport
Jase Richardson doing dunks WE’VE NEVER SEEN Bouncing your head off the floor is INSANE THE DUNK CONTEST IS BACK
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I had to ask Carter Bryant about the performative male allegations, allegations which he firmly denies.
“I was the only boy living in a house with eight girls”
Says his favorite Clairo song is ‘Softly’
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me irrita muito eu nao poder viver essa paz de passar minha vida toda só tentando capturar monstrinhos incriveis e ganhar insígnias.
Retro Anime@retro_anime
The good old days ✨
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Chris Paul announces he is officially retiring from basketball after 21 seasons, ending a Hall of Fame career.
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania
The Toronto Raptors have waived Chris Paul.
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Luke McCaffrey:
GIF
Underdog NFL@UnderdogNFL
Wes Welker will have a role on offensive staff for Commanders.
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does anyone have any tips for completing the hero’s journey? i can’t get past refusal of the call
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This is a sketch by comedian Trevor Moore.
He died from falling off a balcony in Los Angeles.
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This is a picture of The Atlantic's owner with Ghislaine Maxwell.
The Atlantic@TheAtlantic
The Epstein files reveal that plenty of powerful people tolerated or participated in disgusting, shameful, and even criminal behavior—but they also bolster the case that there never was any grand conspiracy, @GiladEdelman argues. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/02/…
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A sitting member of the United States Congress has explicitly said that there are extraterrestrials hanging out Abyss style and it's not even the biggest news.
This after numerous US astronauts over many years have said that we're not alone.
Space and Technology@spaceandtech_
🚨 Congressman Tim Burchett says aliens could be stationed in five or six underwater bases off the U.S. coast.
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