Martin Hues

What I really want to say is in these drafts.

My face never ages I must be in God’s good graces

“White kids listen to you because they feel some guilt and that’s how your soul gets fulfilled”

Have that coffee at 9PM and turn Adele on

The foodies are getting fatter

If you see me at the mall I’m ordering online

I’m in love with Hillary Duff

Plan like an adult believe like a child

@_jamico I hope the homeless defecate over your belongings

Miami tech scene failed because they put it in Wynwood instead of Coconut Grove. This can be fixed!

I need to do unusual things

I’m still trying to figure out who’s better at laundering money, pirates in Minnesota or Cuban inbreds in Miami.

I don’t care how many miles you can run you’ll never own a varsity jacket

@OceansideEsq The good ole competency collapse

@caffeinefascist Watched them do it the other day while industrial fans blew on an already soaked carpet from a leak

The cleaning ladies do this to the hallway carpets in my apartment building when they think no one is watching They’re sick

Always thought it was demonic how NBA employees will pride themselves on working 18 hour days. These people are sick

Let me regulate my nervous system and i’ll get back to u

Silence please

Affordable housing, huh? For who exactly?

Haven’t done anything retarded in a while

Matcha is inherently evil the way it controls women

Before the red hat there was Limp Bizkit