Caitlin Obom

i’m very worried you haven’t seen my dog recently

@TheORCACard i know it all redirects to the same number, but it probably doesn’t encourage confidence in the assistance services, and y’all work hard, so i wanted to send a note, but since it isn’t feedback about the actual service, i didn’t know where to send it. ♥️

@TheORCACard i’m sorry if this isn’t the right avenue for this feedback, but the pamphlet you send out with new Orca cards has some issues with the translations for non-English speaking assistance on the back. the Korean is about finding help in Spanish and the Vietnamese is about Tagalog.

ORCA wants your input! We want to learn more about your ORCA experience. Responses will be used to help understand how riders obtain and use ORCA & inform improvements. Results are used for research purposes only & your input is confidential. Survey: info.myorca.com/survey

@Metalson A Thousand Brides For A Thousand Brothers is going to stay with me until I die, Matt.

The Rob Zombie collection: A Thousand Brides For A Thousand Brothers Snow White and A Thousand Dwarfs Six Days A Thousand Nights Lucky Number Thlousand

Rob Zombie dunked on this filmmaker so fucking hard.

French Stewart is also in the 1994 film Stargate.

Richard Kind is in the 1994 film Stargate.

@bobtiki Thank you for your diligence in this matter.

@DevonnyAuriel your cats really were the entire spectrum of unhinged choices for cat names

Orion had the most boring name of Aaron, and Delphine was originally Behind. Two equally bad names but in two very different bad ways.

have i ever watched King of the Hill? no. have i been following the development of this, Matt's grand King of the Hill thesis with interest? absolutely i have.

my character is very sad in my Dungeons and Dragons campaign, and the degree to which it is making me sad in real life is embarrassing. i almost forgot to do my taxes. maybe the Satanic Panic was on to something.

@Aosher like how the algorithm gives me EXACTLY the content i crave, but then advertises jobs at the FBI and land mine sniffing rat adoption. like, we know what you like ALREADY, but your future taste is an unfathomable mist.

@Aosher what’s absolutely captivating about this explanation is the pinpoint specificity of Ke$ha and Mulaney as a baited hook for Josh, but the Every Type of Spaghetti On The Wall wide net of tv shows edited into them.

in, like, 2012, you could find a fan video for any tv show set to Ke$ha’s song TiK ToK, and now the exact same thing is true for out of context John Mulaney quotes, and i am haunted with curiosity over what parameters determined that Venn overlap

@RYLANDDUNCAN it makes so many people into little comfort tyrants, the power is too great

@meetyourmouth J A N

I genuinely don’t know why she said that lmao I was so taken aback I literally responded with “well i’ve seen an anime once” 😂😂😂😂

the way I was walking out of campus and my ADMINISTRATOR stopped me to ask me if I was an EMO and if i like ANIME 😂😂😂

@RYLANDDUNCAN the word anodyne has been a thorn in my goddamn side since 2018

@corbinasmith u have spoken against him for the last time

today, the veterinarian told me that my dog has “the perfect body”

Peak Physique™️

@RYLANDDUNCAN actual footage of your recent press conference on the subject: youtu.be/ZVKURVOLBPQ

@Metalson Troubling™️

Mulder just picked up a watch out of a toilet with his bare hands and then immediately assisted scully with a tracheotomy.