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Matt D. Olson

Matt D. Olson

@Metalson

Sketch comedy heretic, doom metal zealot and freelance marine biologist. Parody account, not the real @Metalson. he/him

Los Angeles Katılım Ağustos 2008
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Matt D. Olson
Matt D. Olson@Metalson·
@elonmusk @JessePeltan My son, Brittonic is so based that he will go into a women’s lingerie store and demand to be sold weightlifting equipment, and when they try to explain to him that they dont sell those there, he will appear very confused, and get into a loop of angrily repeating himself.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk! He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”
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Matt D. Olson@Metalson·
Guy who only follows social media accounts from people who post all day about wanting to blow the Montucky cold snack horse: “Things used to be better, but now we live in a world where everyone wants to blow the Montucky cold snack horse, there is no point to keep living.”
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Matt D. Olson@Metalson·
@Trey_Explainer where did Harren the Black’s family escape into hiding after Aegon conquered the Riverlands? 🤷‍♂️ Wherever Hoares go.
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Matt D. Olson@Metalson·
@MuseZack @Anusien everyone has personal forcefields that stop any projectile, rendering swords the only useful form of combat.
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Zack Stentz@MuseZack·
@Anusien Exactly. The difference between sci fi and fantasy is that in sci fi you come up with at least a half-assed explanation for why your world works the way you want it to for dramatic purposes.
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Zack Stentz
Zack Stentz@MuseZack·
A hugely underrated aspect of the Dune universe's appeal is how Frank Herbert built a world where people zip around the galaxy in spaceships but then fight each other with swords and knives. It makes everything 50 percent cooler than a world of ray guns and robots.
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Lindy
Lindy@dern2395·
@terminallyOL given that Jodorowsky's dune never actually happened I don't really think this is a fair comparison, unless you are talking about the contemporary dune movies, which makes no sense
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Matt D. Olson@Metalson·
@yuandyne oh no! people on an internet site are talking about movies in a way that is cringe or something oh no, this suuuuuuuuucks fml!!!!
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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Robert Pattinson as Scytale in ‘DUNE: PART 3’.
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Matt D. Olson@Metalson·
@blip_tm I say Robert Eggers for Children/God Emperor, and for Heretics/Chapterhouse, John Waters
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Matt D. Olson@Metalson·
@blip_tm the Children/God Emperor movies will need a different director and a different vibe entirely. the only constant person tying the cinematic universe together will be momoa
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zach@blip_tm·
dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa
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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Jason Momoa as Hayt in ‘DUNE: PART 3’.
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Ali Larijani | علی لاریجانی
Mr. Hegseth! Our leaders have been, and still are, among the people. But your leaders? On Epstein's island!
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.@SECWAR “Iran's leadership is in no better shape; DESPERATE AND HIDING —they've gone underground, cowering. That’s what rats do. We know the new so-called, not-so-Supreme Leader is wounded and likely disfigured. He put out a statement yesterday—a weak one, actually—but there was no voice and no video. It was a written statement.”

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Matt D. Olson@Metalson·
@peronyawns him not being black was always an oversight, “soul king” ffs
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rion 🇻🇪@peronyawns·
i think the most shocking thing i have read today is that there's people that genuinely think brook is not black
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hero cop ser dunk
hero cop ser dunk@lsthief·
@whtevrgoshre Choices like the character's ages and every single thing about the Targs and the pace of the narrative make it an ideal medium. The AFFC/ADWD pov split reminds me seems also like a stylistic choice that medium would make.
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hero cop ser dunk
hero cop ser dunk@lsthief·
The truth is A Song of Ice and Fire was always meant to be a long-running anime series where each chapter, one by one, is adapted into 21 of god's own television minutes
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Matt D. Olson@Metalson·
@westerosies It would have broken the immersion of only showing it from Dunk’s limited perspective. They were doing a thing! I also wanted less flashback and more trial but I’d have wanted any extra trial footage to maintain Dunk’s perspective.
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westerosies@westerosies·
Footage of Ser Robyn Rhysling vs Ser Donnel of Duskendale that unfortunately didn’t make it to the final cut.
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Jo🌺🎬@Goldxn_Violin·
I gotta read the books at some point wdym Stannis has a jester
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