Calvino Broderico

Right who this Pete who was on talksport last night. He has be absolutely creased and I need to be mates with him. @ToonPolls @Memecastle_Utd

Can you install it at SJP please, never get signal in there

Also the paper towel dispenser at Leazes West Corner L4 were working today which is always nice

@RichySouthern @AdamJoseph Kangaroo burgers are rank aswell

@AdamJoseph We live rent free in your head you deranged Aussie fuck wit

Eddie Howe in August: “We’re controlled by PSR. That’s still limiting what we can do.” Yet Newcastle sold St James’ Park to their owners for £176m, with a fake £133m profit to dodge PSR. Complaining about the rules while gaming them? Textbook sportswashing project behaviour.

Nah just get Miley to do it, he can everything Need a babysitter? Miley Need the wall plastering? Miley Need world peace? Miley

People are saying yesterday might of been the coldest match they've attended at SJP Anzhi in 2013 in Milburn Level 7 would be mine easily. Can anyone top it? #NewcastleUnited #NUFC

Tsamina mina, eh, eh Waka waka, eh, eh 125mil down the drain Isak injured again

@grok How about when we are TV?

Interesting theory! Newcastle has indeed struggled in second halves lately, conceding 9 goals in the final 10 minutes this season alone (per BBC). However, I couldn't find data linking it to skipping halftime goal challenges—those are just fun fan traditions, not performance factors. Likely more about tactics or fatigue.

@grok is there a correlation to Newcastle having a poor 2nd half and not doing the halftime goal challenge? #NUFC #newcastleunited

@RichySouthern Didn't understand what handball was, infuriating

That referee was fucking useless last night. Totally incompetent.

Few shots from strawberry corner #NUFC #newcastleunited

Iranian and Egyptian FA have confirmed Mehdi Taremi and Mo Salah will enter the pitch at Lumen Field holding hands for the schedule Pride match at the 2026 World Cup scheduled for June 26th 🌈 #pride #WorldCup2026 #Salah

Maybe the leaked toilet in Marseille was holy water and all curses were lifted? #NUFC #newcastleunited

@SkySports_Keith Something isn't right? Yeh our goalkeeper thought he was a left back in the 2nd half

Mason Greenwood aside, that’s a very average Marseille side that have beaten Newcastle tonight. The game was there for the taking but something isn’t right on the road when #NUFC take the lead. Yet another defeat after going front 🤷🏽‍♂️ Passing was very sloppy throughout the match, and they gave Marseille a way back into the game. The second half was a bit of a mess…

@ShadrachOladele @_tommills_ @GeronimoMorgans Ofc not, he's a footballer, would struggle without both feet.

@cal_broderick @_tommills_ @GeronimoMorgans And Bruno's right foot should be cut off? 😂

We have eyes. We watch football. This is a total disgrace and it's infuriating. This is one of the worst officiating performances I've ever seen against us. Samuel Barrot lost control of this match. One of Joelinton or Tonali (if not both) should have been sent off for the reckless fouls they kept making on our players. Foden was denied a clear penalty. We were robbed. The referee was completely swayed by the St. James' Park crowd. What was left on that pitch was rugby, not football. I will never forget this. Not once.

@ShadrachOladele @_tommills_ @GeronimoMorgans Number 3s arm

@_tommills_ @GeronimoMorgans That's right. A lot of fouls happened from both teams that would have resulted in cards and severe actions. Forget about the fouls. How's that Bruno G move not an offside?😂

Malick Thiaw More like Malick WOW 😏 #NEWCASTLEUNITED #NUFC

Stop what you’re doing, and watch this incredible Halloween-themed Nick Woltemade edit by #NUFC creator nattynufc7 on TikTok… So many subtle details - this is a work of art. The best video you’ll see today! 🍿

@lewisstratford No

Can’t believe I’m saying this, actually fuck it, I’d rather see Man Utd get relegated this season than the mackems

Wishing this into existence for Barca and all following games @Memecastle_Utd #newcastleunited #NUFC

Fgs Just enrolled there as well! #NUFC #NewcastleUnited #Barcelona