Howard Enis

George Carlin: “If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to have selfish, ignorant leaders.”

@howardkaylan HMD HK!

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Mendoza clearly fed up, angry, frustrated with how poorly the Mets are playing, via his post-game presser. He needs to let his team hear it from him directly.

Nobody likes to lose but I saw some “ green shoots tonight “. On offense, Lindor had two hits including a home run. Bichette got a double hitting it to left field as opposed to recently being right field prone. Benge got a solid hit. Soto started his running progression today. Semien hit a shot that might have been a home run on a warmer night. Finally, Nolan McLean pitched an outstanding game going 7 innings. Hang in there fans, we will turn this around !

Chuckling at Keith trying not to lose his mind re official scoring decisions these days, which have become way too hitter-friendly. On fly ball off Robert's glove, ruled a double: "He would have caught that 99 out of 100 times." On Robert IF single: "That's gotta be an E-3."

@eli_enis This was my generations perfect song and video. Many parallels. The more things change.... youtu.be/HqxFylggH3U?si…

Generational song. Amazing video. Perfect in every way. youtube.com/watch?v=7C2R3j…

Richard Lovelady is warming in the bullpen. Richard Lovelady has always warmed in the bullpen. A singularity could engulf the earth, propelling us into an alternate universe, and Richard Lovelady would be warming in that bullpen, too.

There he is.

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The Mets will wear a "Davey" patch on their jerseys this year to honor the late Davey Johnson

First #SpringTraining W ✅ #MetsWin #LGM

Dear Canada, We love and respect you. Our President is a classless, brain-dead rapist. Our deepest apologies. Sincerely, Decent Americans

Bilmuri, the one-man pop-metal meme star, is now among the biggest acts in modern metal. I wrote about his schtick (what I call slob brainrot), his sound (TouchTunes country meets metalcore), and why this atrocious bullshit is so fucking popular. elienis.com/bilmuri-slob-b…

@eli_enis Lots of forking! Keep pitching!

I inducted the word "brees" into the Pitchfork vocabulary. And also wrote about the new Poppy record, which is about as good as blockbuster metalcore can possibly be (pretty good). pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…

Luisangel Acuña bids farewell to the Mets on Instagram: "On September 14, 2024, I fulfilled my dream of becoming a Major League Baseball player. I will always be deeply grateful to the New York Mets for giving me that opportunity. To my teammates, coaches, trainers, the clubhouse staff, and the entire organization, thank you for your support and trust throughout this journey." (via luisangelacuna/IG)

Carlos Beltrán was asked about potentially representing the Mets on his Hall of Fame plaque: "I will make the decision with my wife and my kids. I'll have to make sure how the Hall of Fame process works. That's a question that I have. I want to ask them what are my options. There's no doubt the Mets are a big part of my identity as a player. Almost 7 years in that organization, I got there with a big contract and all that. And being able to stay with the team as an advisor in some capacity with the baseball club, there's no doubt that the Mets have a lot of weight in that decision"

@Mets Cleaned the house and you've done NOTHING to replace the talent we gave away. Most disappointing hot stove in 20 years. And ive been following the team since 69.

We have made the following roster moves.

Is Mamdani an improvement over Eric Adams? “Anybody would be,” comedian Richard Kind says at Mamdani’s inauguration.