calaveras (Mastodon) 💦🥩

Will you take my poll?

People born in 1983 will be 60 next year. Let that sink in.

Turns out I have only ever lived in gay counties

@gabrielmbross Boo

Tom Brady playing to recover his FTX investment (colorized 2045)

Brady gonna have to play football into his 50’s now

BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.

just saw this monstrosity on tumblr and I am horrified

Fun fact: The reason opponents of car-free JFK went to the ballot (democracy) instead of a CEQA lawsuit (opposite of democracy) is a law I authored — SB 288 — which exempts projects like JFK from CEQA. So SF went the democracy route & the voters resoundingly chose car-free JFK.

Some good news from last night

Reminder that if you are in line for Dan Flashes when it closes, STAY IN LINE. You can still buy a complicated shirt.

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@transbay Oh I just saw that. Whelp.

@calaveras Per their announcement, a maintenance window "to add more resources to our database server to support the continuous growth of #sfba."

Tweeting that we won't be able to toot on sfba.social tonight starting 9 pm Pacific time. Twitter election doomscrolling it is...

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex

@KNF100 @mosheroperandi That’s existential

@calaveras @mosheroperandi At least you don’t have to share the coffee shop you go to every day with him!

A certain someone has started tooting when they should be planning for the zoned capacity for 82,069 new homes by 1/31/2023.

@mosheroperandi @KNF100 Same. Very disappointed.

@KNF100 They showed up in my federated feed.

@KNF100 @AOC Way to be, king

Are you using Mastodon @AOC? Look for knf100 at sfba dot social