cali 🤟😗

If you put McDonald’s sprite in the microwave it comes out colder

My plans The Delta Variant

i love these posters, they’re so dumb and so stupid but exactly what i wanted from movies about Ant Man

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I would be unemployed

Olivia and I are both Pisces, difference is her breakup led to a top chart album and mine just made me an alcoholic

The sexual tension between me and anyone with blue eyes

thinking about the fact that police horses probably have more training than officers themselves

WOW.

rt for good luck

Does anyone else have sun guilt. Like if I’m not sat in the sun on a sunny day I feel so guilty and uncomfortable all day until I cave and sit in the sun lol

when I die play blue mountain state on a loop in my grave

I have 2 boys. An 8 year old in grade 3 and a 10 year old in grade 4. This afternoon my wife and I sat them down and told them we needed to have a talk. /1

The scene / The cameraman

Just bought something I needed... I’m gonna throw up

@Sydneyschott Dude like ya, and the more jibbit things u have the better

I’d be a terrible couples therapist. I’d just be like “have you considered breaking up?”

This is what I picture in my head whenever radio stations say they have “the best mix of 80s, 90s, and today”. It’s been today for 21 years. You can’t keep getting away with this.

how is ottawa housing more unaffordable than NYC I HATE IT HERE