AP

@eze_peter_ @currentiyke Omo heart sef no wan pump blood again 😂

@callmeAOP @currentiyke Your eyes go first blur. 😂 your blood fit stop to dey flow. 🤲🏾😂😂😂

Walahi, you'll not drop that phone

@eze_peter_ @currentiyke Bro after this babe saw her period, i tell her make she no come my house for like 2weeks first make my sanity restore😂

@currentiyke This is when masculine men are good at double texting. “When did you see it last, wait I thought you said it was just malaria, you’re not replying my text what’s going on, how many days now, I think you should check to know if it’s fever, start coming to my place”. 😭😂😂😂

@BernardoCSilva @ManCity I don't like you but doesn't change the fact you're a Legend and I respect that..Thank you

Thank you @ManCity 💙

@benueboypj3_ @avrilamaka I'm here oh boss Your able follower

So @avrilamaka is going to pick the people we shall be sending meals to, thank you all for the tags, I love you guys.

Even the jersey is cold

@oraimomate why don't you have a type c earpiece?

@ph_sugadaddy Oya na 😂

E sey gather gold

Condemn phone, Condemn handset at 11:30pm???..Tony stark family no dey rest 😂

PTSD man, fvcking PTSD! I battled with this sh!t for years, till I had a surgery done. Terrible experience! Idk who needs to hear this, but you have no business taking your phone to the toilet. Go in there, do your thing and leave ASAP. Do not leave your ass open-sitting in the toilet for too long!!!

People are extremely talented damn

@ichorthemonk @G_boyegah @Alhaji_larosh29 Lmao 😭😭

@G_boyegah @Alhaji_larosh29 From 2pm to 6am, almost 16hours If he used that time to do research on Sustainable in-space manufacturing by upcycling metal space debris via a vertically integrated processing paradigm, won’t Nigeria been closer to greatness than in one girls pnssy

This girl isn’t even an OS , she’s just a sneaky link for the first time , she came to visit and she’s spending the night with me , I already buy her food so we started our match from 2pm I fk this girl till 6pm , tell me why this changed her mind after a very long 3 rounds that she don’t think she can survive till next day cos she has never being fkd like this before , she wore her cloth back she’s already booking a ride, i try to calm her down and pet her that I’m sorry I won’t be too hard on her next time , so she agreed so I had to excuse myself for some hours to my friends house cos I know if im still with her I might still try something funny 😂, then on my way back so she called so I can get her food and I went back again inside around 11pm , we did another 2 before sleeping then in the morning around 6am we did another 2 then both checked out , when I got home I slept from 12pm till 5pm with all my shoulder aching me ,same as she also cos I called to check up on her then she didn’t pick , then she called back that she was sleeping that she’s also very weak but she will be fine , we still both had few dates till she stop talking to me

There’s always a clip of Messi you haven’t seen.

i’m gonna be present in my son’s life man

@williamz_austin @Matilda_Chinah @Donjaytrix001 @Wizarab10 😂

@Matilda_Chinah @callmeAOP @Donjaytrix001 @Wizarab10 He told no lie you be like one of those aliens from doctor who

Low self esteem don finish Naija men If you even see the babes them consider fine babes u go want cry

@Matilda_Chinah @Donjaytrix001 @Wizarab10 I even have a better hairline than you 😂

@callmeAOP @Donjaytrix001 @Wizarab10 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Oluwasamzy01 @_JUST_NEO @Candid1997 @jojosszn @Ivy_nwa_mama Na you go marry them bro😂 Whether you like it or not

@_JUST_NEO @Candid1997 @jojosszn @Ivy_nwa_mama Stop being a fool. I said fucking won’t stop men from marrying them. Didn’t say I would.

“If I hear anything I’ll stop fucking you, do you want that?” 😔😔🚶🏾‍♀️

@Donjaytrix001 @Matilda_Chinah @Wizarab10 Na the babes wey dem dey consider fine be this 😂

@Matilda_Chinah @Wizarab10 This you????

@thestoicgenty Walk with me

how can I achieve this type of hairstyle

Rules for f*cking a virgin. 1. If she says stop, you stop immediately.

@AFC_Rexzzy SEMEN?

Brr fumbled a generational trio name, I can’t even lie 😭