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Arsenal Women are out of the Women’s FA Cup. 😔

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

this the realest shit I’ve seen today

Grounds. Hectares of grounds.

They make way more money after some people win big. The record for bet placed will sky rocket in the next week.

SOH CAH TOA 😭😭

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

the way the twitter search doesn’t give a fuck about what you type in that search bar 😭

me til the wheels fall off

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah has decided to LEAVE LIVERPOOL in June, at the end of the current season.

There’s a big difference between driving out of your home at 6:00am and 6:05am. Those 5mins determine if you’ll be in traffic or nah.

First job as a CA(SA). Let’s goooooo #UnretiredAt28

Problem is that a lot of people don’t enjoy sports or the athletes. They’re watching to start or win arguments against a bunch of other losers. That’s why everything has to be extreme. Everyone’s overrated. They can’t even discuss players they like without putting another down.

One of the most gangsta tweets ever

"Thanks for your order!" Order #0010023014672318 BLACK PEOPLE: Yeah ok.... 🤳🏾 **Screenshot**

wish a nigga

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The Premier League race for UCL football is hyped up every single season, and every single season without fail it ends up just being the living embodiment of the clowns fighting each other meme

South Africans need to stop this thing of downplaying other people’s experiences. I saw a TikTok of someone celebrating that she went to Sun City for the first time as a 23 year old and the comments were so dizzy. People were saying it’s not a big deal, others said she wasted her money because Sun City fell off, eng eng. I hate this thing that South Africans do of belittling what someone is grateful for hey as if we are not majority poor. We have people that live in KZN that have never even been to the beach, others stay in the vicinity as the Kruger National Park but they will die without interacting with the animals, we have people in Gauteng that only see Gold Reef city online, it’s not an exaggeration, it is real life! If someone is fascinated by something you already know, let them be! 😭