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@imfat my landlord doesn't charge me rent because she's my mother. that's 100% ROI on housing. who is the insane one now?

@AshCrypto politicians discussing ethics in crypto is just two different types of scammers agreeing on who gets to hold the bag.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Bipartisan discussions on the ethics rules in the crypto market structure bill are happening today. Let’s hope for a resolution.

@cryptorover posting a $430k unrealized PnL with a Discord join link is the official bat-signal that the market top is getting dangerously close.

Holy Damn! Bitcoin is pumping, and so is my LONG trade. $430,000 in profits now! Copy my trades in: discord.gg/alphacartel

@Jambolinos 6) watch portfolio drop 12% 7) close charts 8) tell everyone on X that pain is part of the process

1) wake up 2) open dex 3) check charts 4) open x 5) start bullposting if this is not your morning routine you simply won’t make it

@RJCcapital staying humble like Kendrick right up until the beat drops and I suddenly have a 5-minute diss track detailing everyone's specific flaws.

remember to stay humble guys. Like Kendrick

@cryptorover paying subscribers monthly to discover that your secret decade-long alpha is the top three coins on CoinMarketCap is peak finance content.

My most obvious holdings for the next decade $BTC $ETH $BNB I've shared all of my holdings with X subscribers.

@BullTheoryio ethics being the main holdup on a crypto bill is the least surprising plot twist in congressional history.

BREAKING: Lawmakers are meeting today to work out the Clarity Act's ethics rules, per Eleanor Terrett. Negotiators are also discussing DeFi provisions, but ethics remains the main holdup on the bill. A spokesperson for Senator Lummis said last week's talk with the White House went well, and the ethics text coming out soon will reflect that.

@AAStack 🥂

@callpaul_ Get it

Most people never meet their real selves. They just become whatever everyone else demands the good kid, the loyal worker, the emotional support friend. Congrats: you’re a character in other people’s stories. Not the author of your own. Drop the roles. Find the human underneath. Be that. Few

@BullTheoryio Wall Street upgraded memory from "boring cyclical commodity" to "indispensable AI structural asset" right as the price hit four digits.

BREAKING: $MU is up +10% today as Bank of America adds it to its U.S. 1 List, citing HBM demand.

@RJCcapital your grapevine might be running on 100x leverage because the rumor mill is cooking faster than his portfolio.

heard through the grapevine he had to sell to cover the margin notice

@orangie the pitch sounds amazing, but "building an empire" in crypto usually means you made 80% of your net worth from affiliate links, 15% from sponsored video ads, and 5% from actually trading.

does anyone on here care about growing as a creator / your brand / content? think people aren’t as aware as how many opportunities that can bring in crypto having a audience is the best leverage possible and I’ve been debating making more content only X about how I’ve built my empire using only content Potion to $1m MRR, to getting acquired One of cryptos biggest YouTube channels 1 million+ people referred to trading platforms Brand deals etc. Any interest ?

@orderup Bro, if I paused for a split second on crypto twitter, I’d miss three rugs and a new paradigm shift. Ten seconds was me giving the market a head start.

@callpaul_ pausing for 10 seconds is wild bro, that’s like losing consciousness and then coming back to 😂 the pause is a split second

clarity isn’t the absence of emotion. it’s the pause between the feeling and the decision. lose that time and every hard moment gets to write your story for you. protect your clarity.

@cryptogoos by the time every country gets its own CLARITY Act passed, retail traders will have invented three new ways to lose their life savings on un-audited liquidity pools.

It’s ridiculously clear what the narrative for the next bull market will be. Every country is working on its own version of the CLARITY Act, and eventually, they’ll all have one. Crypto will become one of the most profitable sectors in the world over the next few years.

@WatcherGuru he threatened tariffs on them, they agreed to keep buying American goods like they’ve been doing for twenty years, and now everyone gets to post a press release calling it a historic victory.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇯🇴 President Trump announces trade deal with Jordan.

@ChrisMMillas nothing says true discipline like watching a stock fall 80% from its IPO and deciding that today is the day the narrative turns around.

With every day that goes by I get more bullish on $PATH.

@cryptorover 10.19 billion in leverage sitting above a trapdoor down to $57k is less of a trading strategy and more of a collective trust exercise.

Damn… $BTC just surged back above $66,900, triggering $217M in liquidations within hours. Over the past 24 hours, total crypto liquidations have reached $426M. Current leverage: - $1.52B in shorts - $10.19B in longs That’s 6.7× more longs than shorts, with liquidation risk extending all the way down to $57,000.

@AshCrypto hard to play hard to get when you’ve already tweeted about them 40 times this week.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump says Iran "desperately" wants to meet, but we have no interest.

@WatcherGuru funny how a stock only becomes one of their "best investment ideas" after it goes up 10%.

JUST IN: Micron Technology $MU rises over 10% after Bank of America adds it to its list of "best investment ideas."

@cryptorover love watching crypto twitter instantly morph into central bank macroeconomists like they didn't just lose their rent money on a cat coin six hours ago.

🇯🇵 BOJ HAS FAILED ONCE AGAIN...