OK, @DaytonMBB you offer to cover phone expenses and reimburse gas mileage? How about a parsonage?
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Call Waiting
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Call Waiting
@callw8ing
A poor seminary student riding out the interminable and miserable call process the best he can...
Katılım Mart 2017
34 Takip Edilen18 Takipçiler
Aw, geez, come on, this guy's got a job and I don't? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along great. We are talking to many groups and it will end in a beautiful picture!
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If you don't like it, I'll take your job. #desperate twitter.com/YouthHonest/st…
honest student pastor@honestsp__
I'm almost positive the main reason I was hired was to babysitting the other staff members kids
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You won't read about this on the MSM.
Dalek invasion of London as it happened, by @ExcelPope.
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In my experience, it's better to remain at the kennel. #youthministry twitter.com/YouthGroupBoy/…
Youth Group Boy@YouthGroupBoy
Youth ministers are like the puppies of the church - "can we get one, please?!? I promise we'll take care of it this time."
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Is it OK to respond to a rejection email by writing "That's OK, I don't want to work for someone who isn't intelligent enough to hire me"?
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The next person to tell me "when God closes a door, He opens a window" is going to get throat-punched. #twomorerejectionstoday
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When your day starts with a rejection email and your name is spelled wrong.
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Not me.
More Sunday School no-shows = more donuts. twitter.com/mrchurchguy/st…
Anon Church Guy@MrChurchGuy
If nothing else, at least we can all come together in agreement on complaining about #DaylightSavings
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If your church hires me, I promise to start church an hour later on the first day of #DaylightSavingTime.
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If in my ten years in youth ministry I had charged $10 every time a kid tried to register late, I could retire. And wouldn't need a new job. twitter.com/YouthGroupBoy/…
Youth Group Boy@YouthGroupBoy
Parents: I wish our youth minister was more professional Youth Minister: *enforces deposit deadline Parents: Well not like that
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When you get all the way to the end of a ministry application and you realize that the church is dispensational #callwaiting #callprocess
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When a church asks you to fill out a Theological Position Questionnaire
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