Callum McIntyre

@GarethTempest I just spent £200 on a designer belt - but when I tried it on it wouldn't fit me. Huge Waist.

People of Twitter send me your puns! I’ve set myself the stupid task of doing a new joke every show for Robin Hood that’s 2 shows a day 6 days a week. With 40+ shows to go I need some help. Any jokes used I’ll repost and score out of 10 based on audience reaction! #panto #jokes

@Vintage_Cfc Thing is, we actually found our De Bruyne years ago but let him go - his name was De Bruyne!

We might have found our De bruyne… twitter.com/burnersssss4/s…

@MorissaSchwartz I think they call that the pennywise

I can’t even describe that face he’s making 😂 twitter.com/Extremelol_/st…

How does she struggle? She’s got a fucking trumpet on the end of her face!

@ShivoCullen Yes Shiv!

@louisakeight @JudeObermuller

can’t stop watching the absurd way this east enders actor delivers lines

I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/2…

@NGoloMatchday @ChelseaFC @ThomasRiOw he’s so sweet

@mcclure111 @CaleyPowell @ThomasRiOw

Calling all Actors and Creatives! Flexible, well paid jobs apply.workable.com/j/840EBD1AF9 via @Workable

@Molly_Hanson1 Caption “Where do you get all your good ideas from?” Molly: “Up here”

@squoozy Thank you for coming! I’m so glad you enjoyed it 😊

The trailer has landed for our 'sparkling' five-star production of Brief Encounter, courtesy of the brilliant Jim Creighton (@CreightonJim) 🗓️Playing now until 14 November 🎟️Tickets from £20 💻watermill.org.uk/brief_encounter #BriefEncounter #NoelCoward #EmmaRice #WatermillTheatre

We're seeing stars... "This Brief Encounter is not one that will be forgotten fast" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Guardian "A five-star feast" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ WhatsOnStage "The Watermill is well and truly back" Musical Theatre Review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #BriefEncounter #TheWatermill

Exclusive: Cast announced for Brief Encounter at the Watermill whatsonstage.com/london-theatre…

@adam_s737 @32x7_ @ThomasRiOw

PRAGMA | A SHORT FILM by Phil Dunster — Kickstarter Please Support our wonderful and talented friends ⁦@phildunster⁩ ⁦@EleanorHeydon⁩ ⁦@lucyheath94⁩ for the awesome and incredibly exciting project!!! Go go go Give give give... kickstarter.com/projects/pragm…

Happy belated birthday @IncredibleCulk. Today thecardboys.com goes live, and I expect you'll want to order several thousand of these. We don't ship internationally yet, but for you we can make an exception.

@StuartBCasting @calmcintyre91 and I are about to launch our greeting cards business which champions artists. Website will be live in a couple of weeks, but if anyone wants to follow us on Instagram @thecardboys in the meantime that would be great! #thecardboys instagram.com/thecardboys/