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Callie Storie

@calstorie

where I come to yell into the abyss about reality tv

Katılım Şubat 2018
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Callie Storie
Callie Storie@calstorie·
remember when we would name facebook albums really dramatic song lyrics like "these are the times we'll remember breaking the city's heart together" and then it would just be a series of mirror pictures taken on a digital camera of you & your friends in the on the border bathroom
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mr. joshua@pants·
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Callie Storie@calstorie·
received the shadiest email today
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Callie Storie@calstorie·
here are the rules to various sports husband 🤝🏻 that rugby player's sister created girl dinner wife
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Grace@gracecamille_·
If hotdog eating contests were not about volume of hotdogs eaten but rather who loves hotdogs the most i would be gold medalist
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did Wyna Liu write this
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this reminds me of the time @thejordangreen sat down at my table at a coffee shop and I said "I can't do this anymore" and the girl next to me swiveled her head in anticipation of tea but I was just talking about homework
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1984’s George Whorewell
1984’s George Whorewell@EwdatsGROSS·
me after reading every single a quote tweet of “what art piece do you think about constantly”
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Culture
Culture@notgwendalupe·
me and the girls after listening to GUTS by Olivia Rodrigo
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Callie Storie@calstorie·
@partyoveralls @nottallest please enjoy this picture from 2010 when my friend's mom surprised us by bringing the my life as Liz boys to her bday dinner 😂😂 best day of my young life
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Sarah 🪩 ✨@swainsch·
Girls from 3-5 pm every day
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Callie Storie@calstorie·
I had to wait in a long line to get into the movie theater parking garage yesterday and I entertained myself by guessing which movie people were going to based on their outfit and was so excited to finally yell out BOPPENHEIMER when someone was wearing a pink shirt and camo pants
Alex Shephard@alex_shephard

barbie/oppenheimer is doing disturbing things to my brain. walked by a guy wearing a black shirt and pink pants and was like “he must be going to the movies.” he’s just wearing clothes

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Callie Storie@calstorie·
thinking about how this would make me cry immediately
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the producers would have had to make @therosskimball change his backstory bc I would have immediately brought up his gilmore guys podcast episodes
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ArtButMakeItSports
ArtButMakeItSports@ArtButSports·
Scene in a Tavern, by David Teniers the Younger, 1640
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