Doc Jones

Always aim high, expect low and drink Jameson.

@MiguelS92940618 @DetroitLemons99 @slottas

AFL really needs to adopt the NRL’s no-fault stand-down policy. Tyler Brockman being listed as “knee - TBC” for an entire season isn’t going to fool anyone, I’m afraid

@DetroitLemons99 His worst game is a rookies dream

you split Pendles career down the middle, there would be 100’s of players that have played the game at the top level that would take either side of that split and call it a day and been content with their career, its mental the level of excellence his displayed across 431 games

@cleary_mitch @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL Hope he sues the afl

The AFL has sacked William Houghton KC - chair of the AFL Appeals Board - after comments made post the Lance Collard outcome on Thursday night @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL

@betangelking @AFL @DetroitLemons99 @slottas top shelf here

If you believe that Elijah Hollands was not on any substances last night and trust the integrity of the @afl, can you please shoot me a DM as I am a Nigerian prince and I have just come into a large amount of money that I would like to share with you. Thank you.

@realRick_AUS @DetroitLemons99

elijah hollands kicking in the warmup before the game. I’m finding it really difficult to understand how Carlton allowed this player to play. It’s shocking. You can’t defend it.

@realRick_AUS @DetroitLemons99 @slottas

This is a terrible watch. Shows all the hallmarks of drugs, there’s no doubt about it. Could be a medication issue, but, from experience, it looks more like recreational drugs….. Crazy stuff. Hope he’s ok.

@DetroitLemons99 @TravisWakeling @AFL Probably not gonna trust the guy with 50k of fines

@TravisWakeling @AFL Or the part about Zak recount of the incident continued to change while Nick Foots stayed exactly the same ... If you had to pick a liar in a room of 2 are you picking the story that stays the same or the one that changes ? Go to specsavers and re read the room

Is it just me or have the @AFL become really bad at reading the room? How can Butters end up with a guilty verdict, with no evidence? You’d struggle to find anyone who genuinely believes Zak deserved his punishment, unless you speak to Nick Foot #AFL

@PaulMarcoe Piranha

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

@StKFootball It’s looking like when swans bought in Taylor Adam’s and lost Luke Parker

I don’t mean to put the heat on Macrae… But Steele has started brilliantly at Melbourne. And it’s probably on Macrae to get back to the form he showed in the first half of 2025, which was terrific. We need to see Jack explode now. He’s got to lead our midfield in a big way.

@TheCinesthetic @DetroitLemons99

In 2011, Seth Rogen, Elijah Wood, and Danny McBride played the Beastie Boys in “Make Some Noise,” a sequel to 1986’s “Fight For Your Right.”

@SwearingSport @DetroitLemons99

The worst fucking injury you’ll ever see in your life🫣

@alphafox @DetroitLemons99

Opening the most disgusting fish in the world: fermented Baltic Sea herring 🤢

@DetroitLemons99 Makes me happy in my soul

Took the mark when a free kick was paid would have green ticked the last leg … fucking brutal end to the night

@SENBreakfast the 2 case studies, Suns v Giants, Suns bought in Ablett as the star and wasted 10 seasons of Afl football, Giants spread the recruiting used the draft built a team that plays finals and has been competitive consistently

How important will a big name recruit be for Tasmania? Jack Riewoldt thinks they will have a huge impact.

@DetroitLemons99 Bang

There is no in-between for my #aflsupercoach team strategy build this year, im either Ted Lasso or doing a Roy Kent every Sunday night

@al_supercoach Daicos

I have pick 2 in today’s SuperCoach Draft. Who should I take? #supercoach

@al_supercoach @DetroitLemons99 @slottas

Movement in SuperCoach ruck ownership. Can't remember it being this wide open less than 3 weeks from r1 Liam Reidy 58% 🧊 Tristan Xerri 39% 📉 Luke Jackson 34% Lachlan McAndrew 23% 📈 CDT 23% 👀 Tim English 16% TDK 15% Max Gawn 14% 😱 Brodie Grundy 9% Which way are we going??

@kent_hodder He’s an extremely well rounded footballer, plays within his means and skill level, and if the game runs against he tackles and lays pressure acts unbelievably. Will be great for MFC, the club, supporters and coach will love him

Sidenote: I was told Jack Steele wasn't a good kick, but in one half of a match sim I've seen him execute kicks on multiple occasions that I think I saw Oliver and Petracca pull off about 4 times combined in the last 5 years.

@chookie94 Yeh , good call 👌

It’s just an intraclub match but Nas might be underpaid.

Gets the Ashcroft brothers for free, gets another top 6 pick after winning back to back flags. Gets the worst team in the comps captain as a free agent....but St Kilda paying Nas and also picking up a free agent is a danger to the game?