We went dancing for @misskierston’s bachelorette party. A man walked up to me and told me I was beautiful. I said “Thanks. I’m married.” He replied, “Nice to meet you Mary.”
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Camille Harp
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Camille Harp
@camilleharp
recovering songwriter. mom of two. wife of one. currently cracking under pressure somewhere in oklahoma.
Norman, OK Katılım Mart 2009
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I hate when I go out and about and no one tells me my shoes are cute. I'm calling it a day.
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See what I mean....
The Oklahoma Project@TheOklaProject
Finally Kevin Stitt made us Top 10 in something!
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Writing "THE OKLAHOMA STANDARD" on the new driver's licenses isn't the flex you think it is, Oklahoma.
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I like to play a game while driving. It's called "Are you drunk or are you stupid?" 😃You can play too! It's fun!
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When we talk about the redistribution of wealth, we should consider what Will Rogers said: money trickles up.
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Things I said I'd never do as a mom #69263728.. I just licked my finger and smoothed down an alfalfa hair on my kid's hair. Level up!
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I think I just scared the crap out of an old lady when I slowed down real creepy like near her to take a better look at her dog.
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That old saying "Trust Your Gut" doesn't work for me. I get nervous guts opening a can of biscuits. How can that possibly be a good indicator for anything?
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My perfect brother is gone forever. Nothing will ever be the same. He lavished love upon us every day of our lives. The things you like best about me, I got from him. 💕
David Smith@revodavid
He is gone. The love of my life, my rock, my partner, and my husband of 17 years lost his battle with cancer today. I will miss you forever, Jay
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Gah. Finally. I finished all the Butterfingers. Now I rest. Glad that's over. #nevergiveup #dontbeaquitter #winner
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