@avycadotoast @Da_bears32 Well, good for you to choose your mother, but also good for them for having fun with his friend instead of staying home when you cancelled
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Camilo Forero
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@Da_bears32 she’s in town for a few days and wanted to spend time with me but regardless, i hope i am never desperate enough to choose a first date with a random hinge guy over my MOTHER
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@heavensbvnny Once a Singaporean told me that the right way to use chopsticks was which ever one you felt comfortable with, and that has stayed with me since
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I watched a Korean dating show yesterday, and one of the contestants rejected her match because of the way he holds his chopsticks. She said, “His grip is wrong. There must have been plenty of people in his life telling him to fix it, but he still holds them that way, so I think he must be a stubborn person.”
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What happens to Latin America if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed? I made a map.
boz.substack.com/p/what-happens…
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@theliamnissan I see that example thrown around a lot, but it's not like somebody else wouldn't have figured it out anyway by 1911 tops
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@aryaryaryoo @ContraPoints @ZaidJilani That was just a means to an end, to get Iran as a country to surrender quickly before they could attack back. Which failed, spectacularly
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@ContraPoints @ZaidJilani They literally killed most of the terrorist leaders in iran. That is one of the may goals
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man I feel bad for the Iranians who trusted the US not to fuck this up spectacularly
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@milenkadraws The Phasmid tugged at the strings of my heart
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@joseaardila Pues el mundo era un pretexto para inventarse un idioma no?
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Un man en LinkedIn contaba que leyó varias veces El señor de los anillos y se vio también varias veces las películas y que había llegado a la conclusión de que el anillo era un pretexto para narrar un mundo. Mi teoría es que allá hay más densidad de gente bruta que sabe usar IA.
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@AlHendiify Plastics are relatively simple polymers at the end of the day
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Not to mention them “consuming” plastic means that they are disassembling the plastic and are shitting out waste molecules that could be as destructive individually or in total accumulation within the soil or water
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The other day my brother put the idea in my head that when plastivorous microorganisms start getting widespread one of the first signs will be unexplainable fires.
For all Curious@fascinatingonX
🚨BREAKING: Scientists have discovered a Fungus in the Amazon called "Pestalotiopsis microspora" that literally feed on plastic. It's not a common fungus. It can survive exclusively on polyurethane, one of the most common(and most persistent) type of plastic - and it does so even in oxygen-free environments, like landfills.
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@bluewmist My exercise is not going to the gym, it's pole dance, which is inherently much more fun -> motivating so I end up missing very very few classes over time
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@BubssIsMe @phairyyboi Mucous membranes in general can absorb what you put on them into your bloodstream. This is what happens when drugs are snorted into noses, but yeah, there are also mucous membranes down there, it's the same process
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@phairyyboi I didn’t know someone could get addicted to drugs through genitalia. What???
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this reminds me of this story i heard of a guy that rubs tina snow on his condom when he’s having sex with his girl
and that’s how she got addicted to “him”
and when he left her she legit almost died from withdrawal and didn’t even know what drug she was fiending for
Onifuro town castle@subaru_demon
Just remembered when this guy I was talking too casually said he put ice inside someone’s anus, ice as in crystal meth ooo
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@exQUIZitely Close enough, I'd go for Alpha Centauri (1999, cutting it close)
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A glitch in the Matrix, all games after the year 2000 are wiped off the earth and you can only play one pre-2000 era game for the rest of your life. Which do you pick?
I'd go with Civilization (1991).
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@mattforney Instead of some poll I'd look at the results of the latest congressional elections last Sunday, in which Cepeda's party got more votes than Valencia's
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Wow it's weird how the Latin American left suddenly started losing elections when USAID was killed
Geiger Capital@Geiger_Capital
Wow. Newest AtlasIntel poll for Colombia's Presidential election in May… 🔴 Paloma Valencia - 46% 🔵 Ivan Cepeda - 38% 🔴 Abelardo de la Espriella - 44% 🔵 Ivan Cepeda - 39% They have both right-wing candidates beating far-left Cepeda in a possible runoff.
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@SussexHenryVIII I think WoW will come out in a decade, it will do abysmally in sales because most fans have moved on, and that will finish off any remaining shred of motivation he had to write DoS
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I 1000% believe the conspiracy that it’s written but he doesn’t want to deal with the fallout and it will be published posthumously.
ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ@Andr3jH
GRRM won't even make up a fake release date for The Winds of Winter anymore. He will just look at you like this.
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@princesleeper @FaytuksNetwork Lmao first time I see this AoT version
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Military analysts say reopening the Strait of Hormuz may require a ground operation to seize parts of Iran’s coastline - WSJ
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@xoaanya @Madaravibes whatsapp pictures aren't saved to your general gallery, they are saved to a data folder that belongs to whatsapp
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@EsmeHernandezSi Me cae mal el tipo, pero si me dan un presupuesto de 1 millón por hacer algo y yo lo logro gastando 400mil, efectivamente estoy ahorrando dinero
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El congresista más votado y no conoce la normatividad electoral. Por ley no se puede pedir más de lo que se demuestre haber gastado, así que no es ningún favor y no le está ahorrando nada a nadie. Puro engañabobos.
Daniel F. Briceño@Danielbricen
Sobre mi reposición de votos: Obtuve 262.104 votos a la Cámara de Representantes. Se reconocen $8.433 por cada voto La reposición sería de: $2.210.323.032 En realidad me gasté $410.000.00 aprox. Le ahorramos a Colombia: $1.800.323.032 Solo se pedirá lo realmente gastado.
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@ghettotevin @raven__darkness The English were more ruthless, effective colonisers than the Spaniards, and that was inherited by the US and Argentina. So no "just as bad"
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@raven__darkness Why is it hard for you to admit your country is just as bad as America? I’ll gladly admit America is a bad country but for some reason you can’t do the same thing for Argentina lol.
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Ahhh yes Argentina, the South American country that like 80%+ white? That same country that was founded by colonialism and imperialist Europeans?
You can be anti-imperialist with being racist but for some reason you all keep forgetting that lol.
🖤🦇ℜ𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰🦇🖤@raven__darkness
@Y40IFRQTTING Black Americans think like any other American, before black, they are Americans and complicit to imperialism. They are equally racist as any white American while also playing the victim, they don't give a flying fuck about latinos
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Jon Stewart is arguably the best American TV host.
And he’s THIS stupid. So, imagine the rest.
Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd
Jon Stewart on Iran’s Retaliation Strategy “America and Israel attack Iran, and Iran's answer is to just attack everybody??” 😂
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one of the saddest things in video games for me is finishing the main storyline and having your love interest reduced to a husk of what they once was because they've ran out of dialogue and interactions
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