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no mainstream media is telling you folks how bad it really is in Minneapolis. it feels like you guys think it’s hyperbole but no one I know is living in a normal way. normal life has stopped and everyone is afraid all of the time. not a little on edge, but deeply sad and afraid

Rob you and everyone deserve all the flowers 🥹

Being a zoo member and needing to be at the zoo by 8 so I can get my hot girl walk in and be back at my desk by 9 has quite literally single-handedly changed my life. Today I woke up at 6:30. Naturally. Like without an alarm or anything. 45 more minutes to Zoo Time, folks

A raccoon broke into a Virginia liquor store, then passed out in the bathroom.

while i do love scott and kip as characters, their actual story has always felt kinda negligible to me because like...zimbits did that first

i kinda think part of the miscommunication between shane and ilya in tlg stems from how differently they see hockey like shane genuinely loves and cannot live without it and ilya is just insanely good at it . like he likes hockey but he doesn’t breathe it in the same way