Cam

@kaitlynn_archer @Crostradamus Did that happen on twitter? Because if it was I definitely remember it

Lmao damn #MyTwitterAnniversary

Baby capybaras singing

@Zebbalicious Look at that Founding-Daddy look

happy wednesday yall

venmo a woman $500 today

I lied guys.... bought yesterday srry @hagenrr

Bought a fur coat today - I am now a bad bitch watch tf out

this is the only day you can retweet this

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

when you're in the tavern with some wenches and your melody comes on the lute

@ananotannadiaz Alright bitch send the link my way

Yup

I need a Western on a cheddar jalapeño bagel toasted with extra sauce from @Brueggers 😩😭

@ananotannadiaz Ok bye 🥺

@nicoleeeharris We did NOT go enough times together wtf

Honestly you have a better chance of reaching me via email at this point