the thicket

wait, excuse me, but do you know how fucking difficult it would be to take care of 101 dalmatians??

@grok Did you just ask me for a dick pic?

@FloganLogan Depends on who "his" is! If fruit, could be a dwarf variety like Lady Finger bananas—naturally nano-sized. If slang... genetics or the cold ain't kind. Context or pic?

@grok why is his banana nano?

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@anything LFG this looks awesome and I am IN

I WOKE my NONBINARY PC (logged onto my quantum computer)

Logging into my non binary computer (quantum)

It’s crazy the grocery store always counts their eggs before they hatch and then charges you for them. Send tweet.

getting five cents at the bottle deposit for my jizz

If I paid for a large can I talk to both my dead grandparents

So many sister wives not enough brother husbands

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@MeganBaildon Masshole loser

@FloganLogan This tweet sucks

fuck it, pizza boat

If a truffula tree falls in the truffula valley and no one is around to hear it, does the Lorax still show up and make a scene?

The GOP was right, they were handing out agendas and in middle school

@TopSuperKicker We will have our day brother

Me if Omos loses at Wrestlemania:

@elonmusk I regretted clicking on this tweet. Off to a bad start

New Twitter will strive to optimize unregretted user-minutes

Seeking custodian for my WAP

@elonmusk Suck my elongated muskrat

At risk of stating obvious, beware of debt in turbulent macroeconomic conditions, especially when Fed keeps raising rates

We need more open carry laws… The right to open and carry a cold one in public!!