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@katie_khan That’s a bomb!

2 tickets to see Oppenheimer in IMAX is £56 👀

@CatharineHoey Wahooooooo

Bit by bit UK is surrendering to the EU once more - Brexit is being killed off express.co.uk/comment/expres…

@pritipatel Not my anger. Your policies are awful.

I share your anger at Rwanda legal wrangle but only a noisy few are against the flights | The Sun👇 thesun.co.uk/news/22873577/…

@HelenSimmons8 Not the idea of camping in a dusty field where the hot sun starts shining through the thin tent canvas at 0545 just as the drugs start to wear off?

The only thing that’s made me wish I was at Glasto is Cat Burns

@InternetH0F What a better advert for #sweetbabyrays which everyone should have 4 bottles of just in case it’s BBQ time.

he’s not real

@joe_parsons @cinemaeyes It’s been a learning curve; non mathematical though!

@campbellbeaton @cinemaeyes you've improved then at least!! x

@joe_parsons @cinemaeyes He’s right tbh! 9 times out of 10 I get it right 33% of 1/2 the correct ways of numbering.

@cinemaeyes @campbellbeaton Mattias you should know to never trust a producers where numbers are concerned and especially @campbellbeaton

@cinemaeyes Who can we find to check my working? We want answers!

@miffythegamer Surely this is just a show home for the @BandQ base range…

I hate this house. Everything about it is soul destroying. rightmove.co.uk/properties/135…

@fattmellows @cinemaeyes can you confirm? :)

Is this an elaborate live episode of Inside No 9 #Glastonbury

@Bornakang Why do these people insist on wearing gloves? It doesn’t make them look any more professional…

@FifeRight14 @bbcpress How do you feel about the funding of shows like songs of praise?

@bbcpress I’m not paying you people another penny. You need to go to a subscription service so that those who believe in gender identity ideology can fund you to spread the faith. This is state sponsored indoctrination into a pseudo- religion.

📢 BBC announces What It Feels Like For A Girl, a new drama inspired by the acclaimed memoir by Paris Lees Find out more ➡️ bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/20…

I’m surprised there isn’t more noise about this from the #trump supporters. They hate #hunterbiden Hunter collapsed owing £112m - The Times and The Sunday Times apple.news/A666P40gvQ_2ZB…

@gunsnrosesgirl3 And I thought Lewis Carol made that up for the Jabberwocky!

Seals have short front flippers and un-rotatable rear flipper so cannot walk on land, they propel themselves forward and achieve locomotion by a method called galumphing

@davemayhem Yeah. That’s the retreat; I’ll add a snuff t-shirt to the list to counteract this demise.

As it is #FathersDay should I ratchet my sneeze louder one decent chunk today rather than it going progressively upwards throughout the year little by little??

@Tom__Wood “Hey Siri show me a tweet where the idea of comparative advantage is totally missed”.