Carli

Kids nowadays may have tiktok, but they’ll never have the Lilo and Stitch sandwich maker game!!

Julia: were gonna be the moms that..idk how I’m gonna be sober for nine months...😂😂

About to blow off my paper and eat Chinese food in the tub, because that is what I’m life has come to

I’m only allowed to refer to my boyfriend as DOG GUY now so thanks guys🙃

I’m the guy in the back when I see a dog

@campoli22 @NickTolomeo2 All of us women we they see that dog guy is taken. Congrats queen

When your boyfriend gets twitter famous before you do....

@Still_Sendin_It @ayeeitskae @NickTolomeo2

“Yeah my grandma raised a thug”

Lilo made the first forky

How Mulan should be!

I wish being self aware of how extra I am would make me less extra instead of being my excuse for being extra🤷‍♀️

When I use to have no ass and now my mom is shook😂😂

@OlliePizzey Omg swim shady:( I’m not as cleaver as I thought

So this happened today😂😂

Boutta buy an island and dip

I’m watching criminal minds and Claire asks what it’s about so I say “serial killers” and she’s goes “so do they kill cereal or people that like cereal?” Little kids are so innocent💕

Got set on fire...how was everyone else's 4th?