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“I am a sick man.... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I believe my liver is diseased.”

@Gavin_McInnes Define cool and young.

He’s doing this weird Matthew McConaughey thing that he thinks makes him seem cool and young.

@SwannMarcus89 Friendly reminder from a decor perspective that shelving units don’t necessarily need to display books.

Friendly reminder this guy has multiple bookshelves in his streaming room that contain zero actual books I legitimately don’t think he’s read a book cover to cover since college. Most performative grifter on Earth lol

@JoyceCarolOates Americans would elect an Obama 1000 times before tolerating low income housing in their neighborhood.

OK. it is just disheartening to hear these declarations so often, that are beyond reproachful & uttered with an air of finality. it is probably pointless to recall that US voters did elect Obama--(though likely, they would not now)--& surely that suggests that the country is not irremediably racist. beyond the issue of race, it just seems that the US is in the grips of a minority that has captured power through the longterm efforts of the ultra-wealthy aligned with the ultra-conservative. in this, "race" is the bait for many voters who, if propaganda were only differently framed, would be voting against the empowerment of the wealthy & not in its favor. chiding Americans continually for being racists, or citizens of a country that once supported slavery, is certainly of questionable value in 2026 when we need to face a considerable challenge in upcoming months & may not have the leadership.

@socialistadri @hasanthehun @Marche shooting directly into the sun is, i am sorry to say, not cinematic.

.@hasanthehun confirms that he is NOT running for office and he explains why. 🚨 This shot is so cinematic, btw. Everything is just so beautifully shot. Thank you @Marche 🖤

@IAmSteveHarvey Social media.

What’s something people pretend to enjoy… but really don’t?

@CoriBush I wanna listen to the millionaire twitch streamer talk to me about workers!!! Does he know all the theory?! Exciting!!!!!

TODAY: ALOE PLAZA @ 5:30 PM Tune in on Twitch to join Cori and Hasan to celebrate May Day, support workers, and fight back against Trump’s MAGA agenda! Join us for STL’s biggest International Workers' Day action: twitch.tv/HASANABI/

@devahaz @SwannMarcus89 what the hell is a gift certificate for college.

@SwannMarcus89 …

I feel like an asshole for saying stuff like this but how the fuck are you 34 and never made more than 20k a year? Are you lazy or retarded?

@CHASEBLAlSE I honestly feel like there has been a sign that told me to walk down a set of stairs to a lower platform then up a set of stairs to the same platform I was just on.

Looking for the J train at Fulton

@NYMag Really feel like “media literacy” meant something different just like five years ago.

After a fake Olivia Wilde Instagram story went viral, it became clear that fake posts are at an all-time high while media literacy is at an all-time low. vulture.com/article/everyt…

@MarcoFoster_ You can tell he’s dangerous by the mallard decor.

Hasan Piker: “I am the danger. We are the danger. We’re dangerous to the corporate bottom line. I am a danger to those who seek profit and put the interests of profit over the interests of people. I’m beholden to no one but the American working class”

The coroner should be quickly called.

@JenniferSey the way that yall give this heff oxygen….

One cannot simultaneously preach socialism & signal superiority through luxury handbags. Devi's wish list includes "$1 billion, Miu Miu flats and fame." Very socialist-y.

@MrsErikaKirk Here for the crazy stares.

@MarcoFoster_ As a New Yorker, this is not the thing that makes me angriest about Trump.

Fran Lebowitz: “The thing that makes New Yorkers the angriest about Trump is other people think he’s a New Yorker. New Yorkers don’t think that, we never thought that. He never wins New York. He never even comes here because he’s so hated. He’s afraid of New York, as he should be”

@kyledcheney @dieworkwear help me understand

JUST IN: Federal prosecutors release new images and details of Cole Allen and his alleged attempt to assassinate president Trump. Here is a mirror selfie he took about 30 minutes before charging past the magnetometers. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2808…

ijs

why does that would-be assassin’s facial expression in photos always look like he’s breaking the fourth wall in an office episode.

@hering_david Sometimes you have to fill in punctuation when people speak otherwise things can get pretty dicey.

There’s an interview with David Foster Wallace where Rose says “Infinite Jest is a voluminous novel compared even to the internet” and with perfect timing the camera cuts from Wallace’s face just as he registers the insanity of the sentence

@kenklippenstein His resume will hold all the answers.

To figure out why Cole Allen did what he did, I obtained a copy of his resume and talked to his former friends. The portrait that emerges is unlike what the White House is saying: kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-was…

@Bunny_ngl Reagan.

What’s a baby girl name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?