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@FamilyFeud ICE!!!!!

Name a government agency that’s best known by its abbreviation. 🤔🤔🤔

@samson_samsen You are just one biggggg fool

Women know, almost instinctively, that the intention of men, when distilled, is sex. They are also aware that female value, when stripped of all gynocentric rhetoric, is sexual. So when a man performs this many rituals for p#ssy these women know is all they have to offer, yet do not deem it necessary to keep clean consistently, nor even trust can be clean, they see a loser - and treat him exactly as one. He is doing too much for something the woman, even with social conditioning, does not intrinsically and hygienically place much value on. And if you think that women keep their p#ssy clean, or that they trust one hundred percent that it can remain hygienic, try kissing a woman after a head session and… good luck with that. The point is not that women cannot keep their p#ssy clean, nor that women do not value men who bring flowers. The point is that women who do not consistently maintain their hygiene cannot value or appreciate the significant effort made by a man whom she subconsciously understands wants sex - the same thing she does not put much effort into making worthy of exchange. Her level of respect for what she receives is directly proportional to her level of devotion and sacrifice toward what she offers. She cannot respect what you are offering if what you are offering exceeds her valuation of what she brings in return. That means - and this is perhaps the second point - you do not get women flowers to get sex; you get women flowers for the sex. Because if the sex is good, and good sex follows from effort and commitment to hygiene, then it means she values herself enough that, in awareness of her own effort, she can recognize and appreciate the sacrifices a man makes. So, go ahead and make substantial efforts. Give her flowers, but only after you ascertain her nurturing ability of "flowery" things. Her body is her first “garden”, her p#ssy is a flower; how she has maintained it is a clue to how she will handle other delicate things, like love in its full expression. You get the message. Now As you were.

@Iameziokwu I am not saying you are stupid, but you sound like you are.

For 60 years, we have been worshiping "Messiahs" who eventually become monsters because we don't know how to say "No" to the people we like. When Aisha Yesufu says she will personally oppose Peter Obi if he tries to stay more than one term, she isn’t being his enemy—she is being the Concerned Nigerian citizen. She is teaching us that the Standard of our loyalty should be to the country, not to a man’s face. ​We aren't looking for a "King" to sit on the throne forever; we are looking for a worker to fix the plumbing and hand over the keys. The real "shege" of our politics is that we treat leaders like gods, so they start acting like they own the air we breathe. Aisha is saying that even her "candidate" must follow the rules. If we can’t hold the people we love accountable, we have no right to complain about the ones we hate. Real change is when the leader is more afraid of the people than the people are of the leader! 🇳🇬

@utijerry1 @grok title

She has a photographic memory and was able to remember all the patient names, doctors, room numbers, she remembers the whole board. Seeing someone with such memory is rare in this day and age because we all rely on our computer for information and we forget the fact that a simple cyber attack can disable anything any day.

@Veekto88 @grok title

The girl with the time power 🔥🔥🔥

@stanlee0nX @Akintola_steve Do you ask how the heck were they able to inject?. Inject unto where??!

@Akintola_steve Good read bro Very educative !

Two years ago, a developer I know launched a small product here in Nigeria. Everything was going fine. Users were signing up, logging in, and using the platform daily. Then one morning he woke up to something strange. Several users were complaining their accounts had been accessed… without their permission. Kindly bookmark for yourself and retweet so others too can learn

@elormkdaniel No WhatsApp can, besides you do grant apps access to things like this, especially WhatsApp so your phone have no problem letting it delete

You received a photo on WhatsApp. It downloaded to your phone. It’s sitting in your gallery right now. So how does the sender tap “Delete for Everyone” and make it vanish? It doesn’t actually vanish. That’s the trick. When a sender hits “Delete for Everyone,” WhatsApp sends a silent command to your app an instruction that says: remove this from the chat thread. Your WhatsApp app receives it and replaces the message with “This message was deleted.” Clean. Gone. Done. Except it isn’t. WhatsApp cannot reach into your phone’s storage and delete files. Your operating system would never allow a third-party app to silently delete files from your gallery. What WhatsApp controls is only what appears inside WhatsApp. The moment that photo landed on your device and saved to your gallery, it left WhatsApp’s jurisdiction entirely. If auto-download was on which it is by default the photo saved the moment it arrived. The delete removes it from the chat. The copy in your gallery stays exactly where it is. If you have Google Photos or iCloud backup enabled, that copy is already in the cloud before the delete command even reaches you. WhatsApp has no access to those backups at all. “Delete for Everyone” was never a delete. It was always just a hide. The sender thinks the photo is gone. The recipient’s gallery still has it. And they never had to do a single thing to keep it.

@esther_stan So your Feminism support whoredom?

I’m a feminist who loves prick It is because of feminism that I can choose the prick to love and care for . It is because of feminism I can say “ not this prick but that prick” or “I don’t want this prick anymore”. The freewill you enjoy today is because of feminism ….take that away and you’ll be stoned for saying you love prick.

@DanielRegha You don't read the scripture do you?

Solomon Buchi says, "God does not care about your feelings for a Muslim, and will never direct a Christian to marry a Muslim". Let's discuss, shall we? Biblically of course. 1. Queen Esther was jewish, the Jews worship the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, which is God the Father to us Christians. Esther was happily married to King Ahasuerus, a non-Christian who practiced the Persian religion, but he respected her enough to the point where she was able to influence his decision at certain times. That inter-religous marriage was what saved the people of Esther. 2. Ruth was initially a Gentile (non-Jewish) when she married Mahlon, and today she's one of the most prominent biblical figures. 3. Joseph, who everyone knows due to his coat of many colours, married (Asenath) whose linage worshiped other gods in Egypt. Correct me if I am wrong, these are biblical figures who God led to marry non-believers. Now let's take it further, in the book of 1 Corinthians 7, vs 12-16, Apostle states and I quote,. "If any brother has a wife who is not a believer and she is willing to live with him, he must not divorce her. And if a woman has a husband who is not a believer and he is willing to live with her, she must not divorce him. For the unbelieving husband has been sanctified through his wife, and the unbelieving wife has been sanctified through her believing husband. Otherwise your children would be unclean, but as it is, they are holy. But if the unbeliever leaves, let him do so. A believing man or woman is not bound in such circumstances; God has called us to live in peace. How do you know, wife, whether you will save your husband? Or, how do you know, husband, whether you will save your wife?". -Emphasis on God has called us to live in peace. It's just unfortunate that many people don't know the first thing about being a Christian.

@ruthieola @oku_yungx Sorry bro, your politicians are the cause, and you politicians can't be the bases for the metrics but the people,

@oku_yungx 🙄Bullcr@p! If we had such low life expectancy in Nigeria; all our leaders/politicians will be younger than 70 not over 70 yrs old. Social media is 💩 sometimes!

Top 5 countries with the lowest life expectancy. You won’t believe number 1 😭😭😭😭💀

Are Women More Privileged In Society Than Men?

BREAKING!!! NIGERIANS DUG OUT THE VIDEO OF SEYI LAW WHEN HE LOST HIS AUNT DUE TO LACK OF MEDICAL EQUIPMENTS UNDER APC... The same edeot whose eyes were flooded with tears here is still celebrating APC till today. Let's retweet massively to refresh his memory abeg.

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@ala_nso @Alabaworldwide @Spotify @SpotifyNga @SympLySimi Don't turn it to tribal war bro, calm down naw

@Alabaworldwide @Spotify @SpotifyNga @SympLySimi @SympLySimi takes a 4yr old boy child to ladies toilet 🚽 where she 💩 and force a child to smell her dirty 💩 poo and eventually make him touch it 😭😂😭, then come online to talk about it as if she’s the victim 😭😭😭! Why are yariba people this heartless! 😭

Dear @Spotify @SpotifyNga this artist @SympLySimi is a child and animal molester ! Take down all her songs from your platform with immediate effect! #SavetheBoyChild !

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@lartyv_abdul @yaygha Check the link.

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