Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦

Cat Orgy

just a little something to take the edge off *bites into a grilled cheese*

i still have to look at the gas pump arrow every single time

@good_vibes_girl @SkinMuffins

@CartoonJonesy @SkinMuffins

Donuts are an erotic food. I will die on this hole.

It’s eat her ass Wednesday or something like that, right?

if u think porn is bad wait until u find out about podcasts

You say "peaked in junior high" like it's a bad thing

Nothing starts your day off better than lots of coffee and hating everything.

Donuts are a sexy food. Prove me wrong.

it’s actually beautiful how humans can survive entirely on caffeine, anxiety and little treats

I am pure of heart but dumb of ass

my mom smoked while she was pregnant with me and all I got was big juicy tits and mental illness

Pop rocks and blowjobs, the charcuterie board of foreplay

The only thing I hate worse than politics is the fact that everything is so fucked up that I have to care about politics.

Nudes in a relationship are important. Yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37rd time.

"Oh bother," Pooh smiles as he holds Piglet's head under water just a bit longer

Can't, I'm shedding a jelly fish out of my cervix

Sometimes a break is good for the soul!

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