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Can’t believe Doug ford made me hate my “hot tub on the lakeshore” jackpot idea

@gladstoned420 It’s so Taurus of you to tweet this on the full moon

heard from a number of ppl that I haven’t heard from in a while today … can one of my lady followers tell me if something is going on astrologically

@AustinParkin It’s the health foods they sell

What is it that makes every health food grocery store smell exactly the same?

@MichaelDanger19 I would literally die

“John Tory has resigned as mayor”

@hyperflesh Personas are made up so this is literally perfect

had to do this weird User Experience/Design Thinking experiment where I interviewed someone about a problem and build a "persona" for them and I couldn't be bothered to ask an actual friend so I made up a dude based on all the annoying Ottawa gays I've encountered on the apps

@platosbeard69 @Schticklord @ManyMen92611 @JohntheCraptist @erinbiba

@Schticklord @ManyMen92611 @JohntheCraptist @erinbiba Naturally.

@AnitaAnandMP @RCAF_ARC you freaks

Today, I announced that Canada is acquiring a new fleet of 88 F-35 fighter jets. This project is estimated at $19 billion – making it the largest investment in our @RCAF_ARC in three decades. This project will ensure that our aviators have the tools they need to defend Canada.

@kenden_noyon @matty_michaelb @ckimberlinjr @Airbnb If you think people are renting out their homes they live in you are delusional.

@matty_michaelb @ckimberlinjr @Airbnb Why would this be expected from air bnb i mean you're staying in somone else's home in the first 0lace many people don't want that in there home. It maybe unfortunate but i understand it as well.

Love trying to book an @Airbnb with my bf in Dallas and having this be the first response to our booking. 🙃

@RobertRMorris Dude this sucks

The implications here are poorly understood. Would people eventually seek emotional support from machines, rather than friends and family?

We provided mental health support to about 4,000 people — using GPT-3. Here’s what happened 👇

@mderbecker @DianneSaxe The “not getting re-elected” type

If you don’t like the city in such disrepair, then send in a submission to the budget committee and ask the city to raise enough revenue to pay for a good quality of services and infrastructure. It won’t happen unless people speak up for it

@Scaachi “These Fleeting Shadows” and “These Witches Don’t Burn” if she likes spooky stuff.

Why am I at a giant pool in Vegas heated to 90 degrees and the cowards at city council still won’t make sunnyside pool a hot tub in the winter

@gladstoned420 Was at a friends house that had a smart scale that sent him notifications and Luca and I both stepped on it and he was like woah my scale is glitching it’s way over hahahaah

It should be illegal to have a scale in your house, got curious and now I am experiencing a small crisis

@fromtapetotape He’s a ghoul

@gladstoned420 The dream

a stocking filled to the brim with $25 gift cards to Lone Star Texas Grill

@SteveRudden @elonmusk It’s not meaningless it’s going to hurt his feelings

@elonmusk People voting yes do realize that Elon is still going to own Twitter, he’s just going to find someone to take on the day to day operations, but have say in everything, sooo your yes vote is meaningless.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

@hyperflesh I have 6 just for my face you are good

how many different types of lotion do y'all use and why do I use 6?

@fromtapetotape I threw out a can in front of dunc at a park and he was so disappointed