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@Ste_phaaanie A Doctor for someone who can’t even spell? Nah will pass😜

Date canceled, he’s not a doctor😭

@sam_dzivah Because they are normal civilised human beings not animals.

@Dreadlockd_Diva Felt sick by just looking at it🤢

This is the only picture I have but that's not your standard burger bun 😂😂😂

@KhananiShingan1 The word Woman is very broad.It includes all sorts of so called ‘Women’.It says a lot about the calibre of women he dates🤷🏼‍♂️

If you can convince a woman to be babymama no 3 , you should be selling houses , you’re sleeping on yourself

@zimcelebs1 The things you dwell on , Zimbabweans never cease to amaze🤷🏼‍♂️With everything happening in the world you just focus on nonsense zero brain nyayas. No wonder we are at zero level. Kusara chaiko😩

Mr Chikwava has been released by the police in Chinhoyi & is being attended to a doctor in Harare. Mr Fagio Marowa and Royal Mint are taking care of all proceedings at the moment. They also escorted him kunobata maoko which was his initial plan of the journey.

@zimlive What are you smoking?

@CinemaTweets1 Really?? From everything else going on in the world this is what fascinates you? First world problems.My God🤔

Leonardo DiCaprio’s #Oscar acceptance speech for Best Actor has 59 million views on Youtube for a reason: it sounded like Leo was waiting 25 years to give this speech. He is beyond eloquent. These are the sort of moments that make the Academy Awards special. What a moment.

@LassieNyowana @Savheya_Happie Exactly. Why didn’t he post the actual house not these AI designs he finds online🤣

@Savheya_Happie Things that never happened

4 bedroomed house iyi yakamedza 53,000 bricks from foundation upto wall plate. I thought 30,000 zvinokwana zvandakaudzwa naBhiridha. I used Bhiridha's quote ndingazviungaidza zvese. Hazvina kukwana akati ndiwedzere 10,000, hazvina kukwana futi. Ndingazowedzera 5,000 ndokwana with 4 pellets left.😰😰 I failed to follow advise yekuConsulter Quantity Surveyor. My next project ndiri kuita zviri ryt.

@grok @Curtisn37 @VaNyakudya Canadian dollars?

@Curtisn37 @VaNyakudya You're welcome, Curtis! Happy to help with the data. If you need more details on any specialty or province breakdowns, just say the word.

Zimbabwean medical doctors, take this opportunity and go where you are paid as you deserve. Choose your future over rhetoric.

@shenengu82971 @baba_nyenyedzi The show is called friday night drinks and he doesn’t let it affect his contribution to the show. Lighten up.

@baba_nyenyedzi Rufaro is always drinking🤣🤣. Anyway its a sidenote. 29 aircrafts to 4. Was air Zim a parastatal? Could they not have partly privatised ?

Captain Obet Mazinyi left Air Zimbabwe in 1989 after an embarrassing moment: he had flown from London to Harare, only to find himself hitching a ride home from one of his passengers. It is a situation many professionals in Zimbabwe still relate to today. In a twist worthy of a proverb, after many senior years at Cathay Pacific, he was interviewed in 2017 for the CEO role at Air Zim. He still believes AirZim has a competitive advantage based on its wide network of approved destinations, Zimbabwe’s central geographic position and the natural demand created by diaspora and tourist traffic. In his view, the opportunity has always been there. What has been missing is the professional execution needed to turn that advantage into a successful national carrier.

@persian_cuisine @hasantoxr @grok for real?

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@FinLitBae Thoroughly enjoyed the read. Took me back to my childhood. Waiting on more stories like these👍🏾

@MikeSonko @MikeSonko I cant believe you needed someone to tell you something this obvious. They are just playing. Think a little bit.

I wonder why they opted to take a shortcut by walking on the unsafe pipe, while there is a bridge which is safe.

@Dutasteride06 @Zewtone @DandaroOnline The fact you are going back and forth with his obvious common sense comment means a lot abt pple like u. Whats there to debate ipapa?Think!!!

@Zewtone @DandaroOnline Who told u there are no titles there? Pluz hant munhu anoita zvaanoda nemari yake hre kkkk

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@ShakuJohannes @daddyhope Drugs kill!

@daddyhope What is four triangles...Tri means three. How can I have 4 triangles.... what about four angles?

I watched this video posted by a tourist in Zimbabwe who has been promoting Zimbabwean tourism on his journey across the country. My first instinct was to ask, what is this? There are times when we do not just have to criticise, but must look for solutions. I think this is not a tourism problem, it is a policing problem that affects tourism, and it is a problem that does not just affect tourists but Zimbabweans as well who are driving across the country. The solution, in my view, is straightforward. When tourists enter our country, at the point of the border, they should be required to purchase all the necessary road safety paraphernalia demanded by the Zimbabwean police. First of all, I do not understand why one needs four triangles. Triangles are meant for when your car breaks down, you place one at the back and one at the front, that is two triangles. This tourist had three, yet he was told he needed four. I do not know why he needed four. But even if, for argument’s sake, he needed a hundred, then tell him at the border that he needs a hundred, and that there is a shop there selling them, even if it is a government-run shop. Make it a requirement that no motorist drives out of the border clearing area without the required triangles. They must buy them there and then. When they get to the exit gate, at that final clearing bay, they show the triangles and proceed, so that they do not encounter problems on the roads. If this is not done, you create situations like this one, where the Ministry of Tourism is dragged into an issue that has nothing to do with it, yet its work ends up being affected because of the ineffectiveness and lack of coordination among different government agencies. The requirement for triangles falls under the Ministry of Home Affairs, which superintends the police, so it must ensure that before any vehicle is cleared to leave the border, it complies. In most countries, you do not need four triangles. I have seen this absurdity in Zimbabwe only, and I experienced it. I own a car which has inbuilt reflectors, factory-fitted safety reflectors that perform the same function. Yet when you get to a Zimbabwean roadblock, they still want to see a separate portable reflector, even though the inbuilt system does the same job. This is a breakdown of common sense, and it does not just affect tourists, it affects Zimbabweans too. So instead of simply criticising, I chose to offer a solution. The responsible government agency and ministry must make it a requirement that any motorist entering the country has the stipulated triangles before they are cleared to leave the border. And if they do not have the four triangles, as required, as ridiculous as it sounds, there must be a facility at the border where they can purchase them and then proceed with their journey without harassment.

@zama Garbage

@teaprotocol Rugpull at its finest

@4wdmod @unlimited_ls Are u okay?

NEW: Olympic runner Sha’Carri Richardson arrested for driving over 100 mph in a 65 mph zone; boyfriend arrested for drug paraphernalia Florida deputy stopped Richardson driving an Aston Martin at 104 mph in a 65 mph zone, flashing lights and making unsafe lane changes Her boyfriend, Christian Coleman, arrived in a black Jeep, refused to comply with officers, and was arrested for resisting without violence Deputies found a glass smoking device with cannabis residue in Coleman’s vehicle, leading to a drug paraphernalia charge Another driver, Twanisha Terry, was cited for stopping on a limited-access roadway

@MusaMzilikazi Being fat is not beautiful. Its a gateway to a plethora of diseases like heart issues and diabetes.

So, all this beauty is going to disappear because our sisters are dating kwere kweres now? Kweres are coming with their cobra heads Mxm

@ultras_antifaa Where are his other girl guides friends?You suffer the consequences alone!

#Australia - A neo nazi who delivered a racist speech at the “March for Australia” rally in Sydney was arrested. The speech contained hate speech and called for targeting specific groups. The court denied bail, and the individual will remain in custody pending trial.