noah sponse

Saw one of these out in public today… thought it was just a myth

If she says the n word i will cum.

@LeadingReport My hometown must not of gotten the memo

Alcohol consumption among U.S. adults has fallen to the lowest level recorded in Gallup’s nearly 90-year history.

“Make him wake up 30 minutes before his alarm goes off to take a morning piss.”

@dom_lucre “And and and he started chimpin out”

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: The man who was shot by ChudTheBuilder, is 31-year-old Army veteran Joshua Fox was shot in his shoulder and stomach according to his family. He is a disabled veteran with two kids that suffers from PTSD and ‘other medical conditions. Chud is currently facing over 25 years in prison.

This meme has actually taken over my life and I’m not mad about it

Putting bills on their head no wonder they duckin Drake is 🔥🔥🔥

Didn’t know the new Instagram picture message thing sent to all my followers… sorry for the weiner

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

every single one of my exes got fat

@Cobratate Done. How long before I can pay back this 50M debt I now have

The US Gov is selling 30 year bonds at 5%. Lifehack - Take 50M cash and buy bonds, thats 2.5M a year for zero work. Thats 208k a month. Enough to cover basic expenses like security team and cigars. Then you just need another 500k a month to have a good life. You're welcome.

"I juz axed if he wuz chimpin out"

He let his girlfriend go through his phone. Make the girl who never replies finally reply.

When I go from 2 to 4 inches and she’s still complaining

Thicc Daddy Go Boom?? @SleeperHQ

@nypost Must be her week off the substance

Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet trib.al/DYJYRNx

He’s going to the gym. Put 10 naked boomers in the locker room soon as he walks in

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life