Captain “Ball up top” Dickinson 6’5 260 lean

@Peter1098702 Pete, Chicken and rice all meals you dingbat. Best, Cap

what do yall think bout Mickey D’s breakfast I love the McGriddle man

@dickofficial42 Dick, I’d rather you go 0-32 than 0-9, because 0-9 means you stopped shooting. Warmly, Cap

I’m done hitting on other burners

bitch this a yachtmaster, he had his strap, i had my strap but i shot faster #whiteboythursday

@destroyjoanly Joan, The reason you are nearing 500 is the last 6 words of your tweet. #bitch Cold ass fucking regards, Cap

I am nearing 500 purely from posting my mind I am like Aristotle if he was a 21 year old blonde in 2026

@BigSteppa3001 Stetson, I have been searching for someone with this level of ball knowledge for ages. Monkey supremacy for sure. Need you to bounce on it crazy style for me please. Fantastic regards, Cap

Ghost this, celcius that. Gorilla mind fellas #monkey

i genly dont think ill ever quit nic pouches. i know im addicted, i know they fuck my bp, and i know they are taking gum skin with them. i will continue the climb, 40s, 50s, 60s, aiming for 100s by EOY #chasethedragon #joebidenisgay

@tankfield6 Tank, Tell this guy to get fucked. In my conclusion, he gets pegged and his clam wears the pants. 93.1, Cap

Guy on our Europe trip has to ask his gf to go out clubbing. I mean are we serious

@peadiiddy Artimus, Ts twitter not googoo. give this question to chatGBT or sum shit idk With grace and harmony, Cap

How to get some butt

@bielemaera Bret, Same Best, Cap

I wanna get really drunk and muck a hot chicks ass

@32_McCall Hunter, This is a 15yd penalty. With lots of love, Cap

Movin the chains

@crumyumrapeyule Beetle Thug, Gotta play through sickness sometimes #joc Best, Cap

Had a cold so i opted for an edible sunday night. was stoned until 7pm monday evening and had to spend the day by the lake to retune my consciousness. whole day i felt like that damn walnut

#rape this retard. i want double chicky on my chipper bowl so i will get double chicky on my chipper bowl you fucking nimrod

@D5398D Jack, Intertaimint* Best retards, Cap

Streaming is the most boring form of enterntainment and if you enjoy it you are subhuman

@DaveyJoneso7 Davey, Fuck me silly this is a gem. Die for it. Best, Cap

Got this as a gift, need to know if this is a #shrink or #expand

there is a negative correlation between my bank balance and ability to sling wrench

need raw sex and full tin of pouches. everything is far below these two miracles

@goodlifetips007 Wrench, More of a French Bulldog guy myself. With love, Cap

If I hear one more grown fuckin man refer to himself as a “golden retriever boy” there will be issues

in the back of hamza’s uber trying not to simultaneously throw up and fall asleep. @goodlifetips007 need some good wrench tips. how to grow? best positions for an avg wrench? motion of the ocean? feel free to chip in golden wrench @tankfield6

aaaanddd im at the strip club. not planned. gonna pay Candys child support for the month, give the BD’s a month off

put on 10lbs since coming home for the summer, guess im back to porking fat broads #fuckmylife