Cap'n Calzone

@hibiku_bot_ なんだこの髪型クロワッサンみたいだね！？ｗ

なんか生物の時間にめっちゃくちゃ可愛い娘が描けた…やばい…好き…

@hirokatz @thedimitri That's a stereotype :)

@thedimitri Sometimes I'll think about how much we Japan loves America,steak,hamburger, and BBQ, and it brings a saliva to my mouth.

Sometimes I'll think about how much Japan loves America and it brings a tear to my eye

@Ri_Su_Ka_Kao_Mo いや、英語圏の学マスファンなんて初めて見たｗ

英語圏では14歳のアニメキャラのおっぱいに驚嘆することすらジョークとして扱われず児童ポルノ野郎扱いされるの普通にかわいそう 皆も日本の文化に感謝してもっとおっぱいに驚嘆すべき

@nocontextmemes This is classic "hedonic treadmill" behavior! No amount of money will bring satisfaction or an END to your wants. You're able to afford more, but you realize the wanting will never stop... you're in hell!! :)

@allthingscomedy @toddbarry File this under "Barry's Bangers!" :)

Girl Scout Cookies. @toddbarry Happy Birthday to our friend Todd! Go follow him and watch his special Domestic Shorthair on YouTube! #comedy #girlscouts #cookies

@JimNorton @GregFitzShow The "Cueballs Two" :)

The hilarious @GregFitzShow joins me this week on the podcast youtu.be/M3Tx1eK1_z0?si…

@wakana_uehara Target is a "supermarket"??

American supermarkets = Heaven 😍🛒 アメリカのスーパー大好き❤

@nocontextmemes She's a SMOKE SHOW What I wouldn't give to be Andy's "new" dad :)

@JimNorton @GregFitzShow It's always fun to see Nikki Norton's belongings scattered in each episode :)

The hilarious @GregFitzShow is my guest this week.

@LCsign_tony Tony's also the second guy :)

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@nocontextmemes "They're readin' my research!"

@yeskiri これも好きｗ

海外の車の謎理論ほんと好き

@YTMGS 「頭いきますよ！！」

羊「これ反応したら淫夢厨ってバレるな」

@LoveLive_staff I'll vote. Every time I hear this song, my local Baskin Robbins is happy to see me get Mint Chocolate Chip. :)

🍨MUSIC AWARDS JAPAN🍨 AiScReam’s track “Ai♡Scream!” has been selected as an entry for MUSIC AWARDS JAPAN Best Global Hit from Japan category! The winner is decided by Spotify listeners around the world, so we’d love your support — vote on Spotify and help us win! 🔗spotify.link/MAJ_BestGlobal… Voting Period Round 1: Until April 8 (Wed) 23:59 JST @SpotifyJP #SpotifyxMAJ #MAJ2026 #lovelive

@uchida_shu0524 This will be Shu's first exposure to the 'Jersey' accent!! :)

I’ll be heading over to New Jersey to meet you all! ✌️ Castle Point Anime Convention will have me on both the 25th and 26th of April for panels and signings so feel free to come by and say Hi 😆🤭 (Super excited for my first ever American convention…☺️)

@iamcolinquinn Colin the Philosopher!

Irish Symbolism

@makarothi810 アメリカ先輩「I'm 24 years old, a student, and 5'7''」

Youtubeで検索したら､この並びで出てくるの草

@shapoco いや海外ニキは怖いねｗ ただの「ネット民」で俺はリアルで見たら逃げるw

海外ニキたちが困ってるやないか reddit.com/r/translator/c…

@chuujuwo Tinaって本当に可愛い名前なんですけど、最近あまり聞いてないですね…ｗ

これが公立中の中1がゴールデンウイーク前に学習する内容です。

@hibiku_bot_ 「誰にも迷惑かけてないのに…」 でも自分を傷つけたらもうすぐ他の人に迷惑かけるんですね…ｗ

多様性の時代に初音ミクと結婚しただけで誰にも迷惑かけてないのに鬼のように叩く輩マジで理解できないんだよなぁ……