Capt Stabbin

Was getting too rowdy so I got put in beer jail.

@Conner_Ryan_ i can’t see mine man

@YungSamer UNCLE SAMER MY BOY

Does anyone even still care about The Captain? I WAS THE CHUD WORKING AT JP MEGAN THAT GOT ABUSED!

they call me the captain i’m stabbin the ladies. also @aman626576556 dox like always

i’m doing fucking bag in there try and stop me. #youregettingputinaguillotine

@CLEgringo gringoooo!!! missed you brother!

@capnstapn I have no idea brother. Looks good from my house.

this is the return of the captain. anybody a fan of hot plates? #lank. update me on the beev now thanks Truly, Capt Stab

@gonzogal88 this is actually my friend @spikedanger10

@mrgeorgefloyd we use a big ass clock for lines

Post grad apartment I’ve been working with for about a month. Any interior designers on the beev?

@AlbertCrockettV no screws

@capnstapn Capt, did you start to put something together then left it for the rest of the month?

@elliotmellinger this is so awesome

@elliotmellinger @spikedanger10 @thebagqueennyc anything for the elliot

@thebagqueennyc i want you elaine please give me your number

at the jazz bar.

@thebagqueennyc leave her alone everyone

@thebagqueennyc can i mash your chum?

guys please what is mashing chum

aftermath of this dickhead

@JimmyDeLuca6 champs dirty spri the only right thing to get on a thursday

Back in my element #YouCantStopMe

@LeSquirt69 @stinson_blog idk why he’s cosplaying he does not have a job

@stinson_blog A fellow 9-5 burner

Hands in Pants spot of the day: traffic