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Today my internet was shut off.. my wife has been trying to get a full time paying job for 6 months… this was my convo with #rogers after this awesome person turned it back on with a promise to pay #TrudeauNationalDisgrace #Trudeau #PierrePoilievre

@JoeBiden There’s zero chance this guy had the energy to txt half of this

I’m stuck at home with COVID, so I had the distinct misfortune of watching Donald Trump’s speech to the RNC. What the hell was he talking about?

The wife txt me and said she had a bad day, needs a bath.. so I made her one #loveIsland #MondayInspiration

#maga #trump

@tomgreenlive When Joe Rogan said” your onto something, this is the future” of what you were doing which turned into pod casts!

What was your favourite moment from The Tom Green Show - we are making a documentary now and we want your ideas!!

@AWCanada just picked up my tea… can someone explain this .. Woodstock , On A&W

@cctvidiots A chance….

@BILLYonaire_GSN @AWCanada Hilarious, I sent one today.. no response.. I had a supervisor tell me I couldn’t switch my bacon egger from a regular egg to an over easy.. “ we don’t do that,next time you might not get what you ask if you have to deal with a different person”….ahahah

@AWCanada I'm still waiting for a resolution to an issue I brought up over two weeks ago.

Is a bagel with all the same toppings just one patty away from being a burger?

Not blaiming the woman at the window directly but clearly a supervisor who’s irritated and lazy giving the morning chirp..

@AWCanada I go through the drive thru in Woodstock, order bacon egger meal and ask for my egg to be over easy…Get to the the window..” we don’t do that, the supervisor said fine today but you might not get that next time” that’s how I was greeted lol. I’ve ordered this 100x

We livin fine #FridayFeeling

Life is a cinematic masterpiece, who will be in your credits? #FridayFeeling

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@Cobratate This isn’t true. You didn’t fight alone. Like your father fighting his own mind playing chess . He placed his thoughts into yours. Your father was with you playing another chess move.

Keith never returned to school. His friend stopped taking the bus. In all my years of school, I never had to break another lunch box. My dad never ever saved me from anything. He sent me to fight. Alone RIP Emory Tate

When I was 8 years old. A couple of 10-year-olds used to bully me on the school bus. One day I started crying to my dad saying I didn’t want to get the bus. I told him why. He sat, drinking whiskey and playing chess at 9 am. Didn’t even look at me cry. He replied…

@DavidWolfe Stints

What's the first word that pops into your head upon seeing this?

#SaturdayMood youtu.be/Mt2j2mBZ1zg Boston Levi…

#fridaymorning Does OHIP cover by the minute? As well, can a home model be purchased?

Wood does in fact burn. Survival rule #1 #wednesdaythought