Craig Johnson

Woot! Come see my session: When VPCs Attack: Real-Life Cloud Networking Fails (and Fixes) at midwestcommunityday.com

Sparkle’d up for #awsreinvent ! 8:00 am Gameday!

Hopefully no deathclaws. #preinventhike

DFW -> LAS for #awsreinvent !

@kaonthana Finally exposing the truth

ipv6 is just a theory

@juangolbez There's no way it will only take me 80 hours. I have something like 400 in Persona 5.

gamesradar.com/games/jrpg/fir… TL;DR: Same score as Persona 5 Royal, 37/40, 80+ hours. Next weekend is spoken for!

@kaonthana @andylapteff terraform apply --yolo

@andylapteff "1/3 of network outages are caused by cowboys saying yippee ki yay mother f***" - Bruce Willis

"2/3 of network outages are caused by humans" - Bruce Wallis

Dusting off the YouTube channel after a year of being burned out. Today's offer is a beginner look at AWS networking for traditional network engineers that want to learn cloud networking but not get mired in apps and services. youtu.be/Sq4NI2blNEs?si… #cloud #AWS #networking

@WCollins502 You ruined the gift card surprise! The stakeholders will be so disappointed.

💡 This scammer thinks he caught a big fish. Let's see how much of this scammer's time I can waste 😅 #scammer #cybersecuritytips #fun

@TheCloudGambit @SharpNetwork Two great people together on the same podcast!

📣 We are excited to announce that the incredibly talented @SharpNetwork is joining the podcast as Co-Host! 🔊 Stream Web: thecloudgambit.com YouTube: @TheCloudGambit/podcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@TheCloudGambi… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/4hjRnxAvI… #podcast #tech #TechNews

@juangolbez "Your honor, the plantiff refuses to use summons"

Crossing my fingers that the judge tells the plaintiff, "git gud scrub" techopedia.com/news/player-su…

@edjgeek Head over the brisket burritos first!

Is a #bucees breakfast morning!

@kaonthana Network is obsolete with AI duh

The #aws summit in NYC today has 93 sessions on ai/ml and 4 sessions on networking hmmm 🤔

@TracketPacer It was not so long ago organizations would hard code speed and duplex because auto-mdix was flaky. I mean, pre gigabit so I may be dating myself here.

the fact that auto-MDIX exists doesn’t negate the usefulness of learning about cabling, PHYs, tx/rx pins, T568A/B standards, etc. “just automate it away & don’t bother to learn the fundamentals” is AI mouthbreather talk

@labeveryday This show was great! S2 when?

Supacell is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@noblinkyblinky @AdjacentNode Last I was in it was definitely a hostile work environment

@AdjacentNode Oh yeah! Our boss is such a dick! I’ll keep in you in my group chat for as long as I can.

Can I put on my resume that I’m still in my former co-workers group chat and get invited to their social gatherings over a year after leaving? I feel like that speaks more than anything else I can put on there.

Starting in 20 at the Community Lounge! #awssummit dc!

If you try to stretch L2 from your DC to the cloud I will find you. #awssummitdc

Made it to #AWSsummit DC! If you are here I'd love to meet up, or you can check out my "Its not the network" session tomorrow:

Ok, I've done 3 CCIEs and Elden Ring DLC beats all of that.