Mr. Captain Jedi

BREAKING: For the first time in history, the average pound of ground beef is higher than Federal Minimum Wage. Everything is not fine.

This viral 4chan post from mid-2025 predicted WW3 and Alien Invasion. Scary thing is it's been kind of accurate so far.

@GHHILL1911 I have no idea what ruffalo has done outside playing a comic book character

Mark Ruffalo, the flaccid woke leftist, called Kurt Russell a B-Lister. If one was to compare the filmographies, Mark wouldn't even be worthy of parking Kurt's car. Who's your favorite character that Kurt brought to life?

There is not a human alive that needs to hear Green Day’s “Time of Your Life” again. Fire it into the sun.

The only difference between you and Tony Stark is that he had unlimited API tokens.

@BowTiedYukon @ArbitrageAndy1 They need a reason to test all the new technology

@ArbitrageAndy1 These events increasing a full scale invasion

These events probably increasing the likelihood of boots on the ground

@Cernovich Elon doubters are keeping the future from us

Rode with a friend who has a Tesla FSD and kept asking Grok questions to fill in some gaps he had and man this is living in the future. How the hell is anyone still an Elon doubter.

@BBGreatMoments Grok, is this really true or is this ai plain wrong

AI ranks the Top 10 baseball players of all time.

@jtimsuggs Nice troll

Still incredibly heartbroken that The Acolyte was canceled before it even had a chance to expand upon the concepts and ideas it presented in its first season. Genuinely one of the most unique Star Wars projects ever. Really hoping that we see these characters and/or this story continue in one way or another.

@midwestern_ope Front line help desk. I’ve seen calls that should frighten each and every one of you

Hardest jobs in the universe: 1. Brain surgeon 2. Aerospace engineer 3. Teaching someone how to play Euchre

Apple: 'We’re removing your app from App Store' Anything: 'Cool, we’ll just let people text an AI and build apps in iMessage instead' Bro got trolled in 4K.

@InterstellarUAP Fiction

🚨 Joe McMoneagle - US Army Project Stargate Remote Viewer 001 saw incredible things on Mars... 😱 🛸 👽 "A massive pyramid... bigger than Earth's. Large rooms inside. Protection for survivors of some cataclysm... they're in stasis... but I think it's too late. They're all dead." "They're like 10 feet tall... human-like... and the sun looks really weird." Envelope said: "Mars 1 million USBC" — and every detail matched the secret JPL images perfectly. What really happened on Mars? Ancient human civilization wiped out... or proof of alien life? What do you think the survivors were waiting for? Drop your theories below 👇

@the_P_God No

Everyone knows you’re on GLP-1s. It’s very obvious. There’s a very specific look and you have it. Everyone knows.

Trump is rambling

@trinity2pointO Woo!! We never should have stopped.

First time to the moon and back Hell yeah

@theWellRedMage The legends eu is king.

Never read Star Wars novels. How big of a can of worms am I opening?

@Bunny_ngl Its all in the shoes

Gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭😭

Can we please have normal Republicans who aren’t sex freaks or swingers or are married to them please?

Textbook discrimination based on religion. Anything from Pam Bondi or does she only show up when college kids get into arguments on a campus?