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@captainzeal

team rocket in my swisher got me koffing, weezing

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@_colourmeamused @leap_dog Fun fact it’s the most played sport in the United States. You maybe get to basketball if you do some discreet math for pick-up, but in that case it’s still maybe soccer. The game is about knowing how to play it, not about a population lottery.
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wombot 👀@_colourmeamused·
@leap_dog I think every country has its unique football hater culture(s) too, and where it’s already a minority sport things get weird
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Haven’t payed a ton of attention to rap post covid and when you evaluate what I missed, it’s just some Durk hits, some sunsetting projects from stars of the 2010s like travis and tyler, and a lil baby Covid era run. That’s genuinely dreadful
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@ScarFaceFGC He’s well above bird, he’s a better player than wilt sorry life is unfair, more rings than dynasty warriors, I’d give you maybe magic but not Kareem, since in the 2000s we used the center far more often than today none of his achievements early career count? Top 4 non negotiable
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@NobletStrength His point is still true but there is no real tier 2 to relate any nfl team into the abyss. It’s like our tier 2 sports expire for anyone at age 25 aka college
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NobletStrength@NobletStrength·
The idea American sports don't prioritize winning and don't punish losing is something people only people entirely uninvolved in American sports could agree with. If anything, the stereotype of Americans is that we are overcompetitive to the point of it being counterproductive.
USMNT Only@usmntonly

Mauricio Pochettino said that ‘American sports reward losers’ when asked about the style of play in top European nations vs. in the U.S. 😯🇺🇸 QUESTION: “We know how England, France, Spain play… Players from countries with a strong tradition have a recognizable style. What is the style of the US team? What kind of football do the Americans want to play?” ANSWER: “Their culture is playful. They want to play. We told them, “Guys, playing soccer is one thing, competing is another.” They’re two completely different sports. They grow up in a culture of playing. Why? If you start in MLS and you haven’t won a game in three months and you’re at the bottom, what’s the consequence if there’s no promotion or relegation, no international competition? American sports reward losers! But soccer is different: if you reward those who don’t win… If you don’t have goals, you don’t fight. If I lose, what happens? Nothing. They just fire the coach. Also, the American player is disciplined. But with a sense of complacency that isn’t good in soccer. It took us a year and a half to change that mentality.” [EL PAIS]

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Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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Earl bar explainer@captainzeal·
@n0thing Tryna get my son to spray control like friberg and he keeps bursting like donk and calling me an oldgen
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Jordan Gilbert@n0thing·
my 2 year old has better recoil control than you
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Earl bar explainer@captainzeal·
@Andercot We very much do glaze him and ask him his opinion on everything don’t we. I at least won’t pretend it’s all him
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Andrew Côté@Andercot·
I think Neil de Grasse Tyson just plain sucks. He has none of the depth of Carl Sagan, none of the humility Hawking, nor scientific accomplishments. He is a gotcha sound-byte narcissist, an absolute dead weight to society, he just fucking sucks
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Earl bar explainer@captainzeal·
I loved PurpleRodri as a kid but one time I asked him where he did his grinding in the comment section and he told me “areas with tall grass”
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Earl bar explainer@captainzeal·
@ivernverde Use pokegen but only allow yourself 1 minute on the program as to not open Pandora’s box
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Jason Gallagher@jga41agher·
Can someone forward me Luke Kornet’s blog post about the Knicks hosting a sexual abuser? I think I missed it!
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Earl bar explainer@captainzeal·
@Snowmannequin And they think it counts as the hobby too it fills me with the color purple not in a jealous way
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Heinz@Snowmannequin·
bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise
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@1895cg Bigger number better person is ultimately a UK cultural export. That is how the rest of Europe characterize YOU.
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@25mahfuz @Bk8iP3 Athletes have really been doing shit like this for decades. I’m pretty sure back in 2012 I saw Miami LeBron with the N64 or some bs
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Earl bar explainer@captainzeal·
Lord third goat Hiruzen did not “leave Naruto in the projects” btw he had his own studio apartment in a dense urban environment and was enrolled in ETON college. The problem was showing sasukes way too nice fucking penthouse but u alr know the Uchiha private endowment is crazy
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@BarryOnHere In narrative and career position, but this is a common take we are pretending isn’t and its basis is that they are tall.
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Barry@BarryOnHere·
26 Wemby is wayyyyyyy more like 95 Shaq than 07 LeBron. That should be the comparison.
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Earl bar explainer@captainzeal·
@sergeslothrop @lyssertthan04 No denying it’s one of the worst things the USA has ever done. But how does even a war that has killed about 4000 so far still less deaths than building a damn stadium?
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lyss@lyssertthan04·
Fair point, hard to argue that we're taking the World Cup as seriously as Qatar -- they killed 6500 migrant workers to prepare for 2022 and as far as I can tell we've killed none. They're running rings around us.
George@GP1867

This world cup is going to expose the pure American arrogance. Qatar and Russia had virtually no football stadiums or facilities and built the best for the world cup, but the yanks thought just putting a tournament in NFL stadiums would be enough without laying proper grass etc

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Earl bar explainer@captainzeal·
@NOTLFCJ__ @SeanDOlfc Crazy things is right when City begin existing there’s no guaranteed trophy in the eyes of a 2011 City player…. And they still left “the carpet” in volume
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Earl bar explainer@captainzeal·
@atlanticesque You might have a point but this is like when lassie barks and they project intelligent speech onto it.
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𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque·
Hunter is right. The Bidens are a downscale state-level machine family, not really elites at all. They’re clearly not socially integrated in the same way other national figures are, and they all seem (justifiably) resentful at being gracelessly chucked out.
Hunter Biden@HunterBiden

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

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Earl bar explainer@captainzeal·
@areheon I have a third eye for gen 5 cuz on launch the action replay code let you have every encounter by shiny. My takeaway was how much better every creature looked vanilla holistically.
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are there any pokémon yall prefer in the og form rather than shiny ?
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