kc 🏒🩸

hi @warnerbros - please help my sister and I make sure our dad makes it back to his favorite place one last time :,)

@Rookie81Road @IlyasCigarette it’s kip’s special magical recipe you wouldn’t understand (i hate bbq sauce)

@captnbonny @IlyasCigarette Blasphemy a sausage roll should be eaten as is maybe with ketchup if you're feeling fancy

current most popular suggestions - cafe nero (people keep calling it the gayest coffee chain) - boost juice (trafford centre or arndale you decide) - greggs 😭😭

I'm Arrakis sober tonight no spice or hands in strange womens' boxes

i hate when the washing machine is on the scary part

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

amc is trying to torture sam reid by making him sit in a room while everyone stares at his 20ft tall abs

lol

@strangwsh nice!!! it's so frustrating how little support there is for womens in general, I hope the energy picks up next season after how much attention hockey has been getting this year

@captnbonny oh for sure ! went and watched a guildford lightning game last weekend

has anyone considered making ice hockey in the uk more accessible like pls can we stop charging £12 a game and give me a subscription

― Frank O'Hara, Selected Poems

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Sensible Thing

is no one else worried that this concert is gonna wake up akasha like??????? anne literally told us what would happen are they stupid

IT'S LIKE SEEING JESUS SIGN THE BIBLE

me: i just miss her, you know? its been so hard since she left. i dont know if i can ever be happy again my hedgehog best friend mitch hedhog: a toothpick saw me walking in the forest yesterday and said "damn it, I didn't know there was a bus" me: *smiling* thanks mitch hedhog

@sidmeowsby give them endometriosis

guys what’s something really painful that happened to you and that i should curse the flyers with

well, do i? #heatedrivalry 🐇

Drop it ⬇️

@femrockstat more likely to have thrown it over her one letter name change than canon mother-kissing

yk tiktok iwtv fans don’t know shit when they think gabistat is what made sam throw his laptop 💀💀