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Cara Michelle Smith

@caramichelles

(i don’t use twitter anymore.) finance reporter & satire writer. work in @newyorker @salon @nerdwallet @theonion @marketwatch @mcsweeneys @reductress + more.

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Kasım 2011
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Cara Michelle Smith
Cara Michelle Smith@caramichelles·
✌🏻 More or less bidding farewell to Twitter! I’m @carachute on IG & I’m a pretty chill follow. My brain is so happy I’m finally typing this sign-off. Why? Because this place is bad for brains. Happy Sunday, have a wonderful week, and protect your big beautiful brains! 🧠💚
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Breaking my three-year twitter hiatus to say: if they run Buttigieg as the VP, all the campaign signs would be “HARRIS BUTTIGIEG” and we could spray paint them to say “HARRI BUTT”
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If you’ve seen SKINAMARINK without fleeing the theater you would’ve been fine in Desert Storm
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Charlie Warzel@cwarzel·
it’s all renaissance paintings tonight
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Lillian Stone@originalspinstr·
BEHOLD: the cover for EVERYBODY’S FAVORITE, my disgusting debut essay collection from @deystreet! it’s packed with Y2K humiliation 💋 in fact, if you pre-order it *right now* + post your receipt, i will assign you one (1) humiliating Y2K moment harpercollins.com/products/every…
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Cara Michelle Smith@caramichelles·
Making it a matter of public record that my wild card bet for the 2024 Democratic Presidential nominee is none other than Prince Harry
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Travis Herzog ⚡️@TravisABC13·
HOUSTON: The arctic blast arriving Thursday will be different than what hit in February 2021. It will present its own unique set of challenges including the possibility of a “flash freeze.” NOW is the time to prepare, and here are some thing you can do. A 🧵 1/
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FLOOD Magazine
FLOOD Magazine@floodmagazine·
In lieu of racking up women & money like equally material possessions, @brckhmptn opted to explore their psyches as outcasts, addicts, mourners, and tough guys who didn’t always like their impulse to be tough guys | bit.ly/3V5nW4v 📷 by @lapommedeterre & @thisisminnow
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Cara Michelle Smith@caramichelles·
@_BlackerMamba thank you king! the universal appeal of boobies is not lost on me! (yet another thing John & I have in common)
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Cara Michelle Smith@caramichelles·
so, she was forced to play in Russia because of systemic sexism. then, when she got imprisoned, nobody cared because of that same systemic sexism (and loads of racism & homophobia, ofc). my god. IT’S SO SHITTY!
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Cara Michelle Smith@caramichelles·
even more disgusting is the reason Griner was in Russia: because so many women have to play overseas during their off-seasons because they make $0 playing basketball in the US.
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Amanda Hess
Amanda Hess@amandahess·
We’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.
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Cara Michelle Smith@caramichelles·
@jakeprizant_ these resolutions make so much sense, considering how much you talk about your “virility” and “muscled male progeny.” happy for you ❤️
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Jake Prizant@jakeprizant_·
New Years resolution on lock 😤😤
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Cara Michelle Smith@caramichelles·
this is not a person vomiting — this is a person who loooooves broccolini & is eating it so quickly it hurts :(
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Cara Michelle Smith@caramichelles·
@jenaesitzes this is heartbreaking. so happy your job's safe for now, but holy hell. sending you a big hug ❤️❤️❤️
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Jenae Sitzes@jenaesitzes·
to be clear, my job is safe for now — I'm just pissed at the way this industry chews people up and spits them back out, no matter how hard you work
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