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@caraminez

nap advocate. find me on AniList where it's fun to be, unlike here.

Katılım Şubat 2010
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caramine@caraminez·
Dont ever take your pets to a Vetco clinic for vaccines. Not for any moral or safety reasons, they're just really annoying to get records from.
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Spinfiction@SpinFictionX·
@plainstriumph Christian here. I would press red, in fact, in my opinion, it is biblical to press red. Anyone who pressed blue, is displaying a kind of perverted suicidal empathy that helps no one and is not what Jesus taught.
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caramine@caraminez·
The thing that was missing most from Duolingo was definitely 40 different types of beeps, boops, and dings in every lesson
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caramine@caraminez·
@dizzydizzydazed Last time this happened to me I already knew what was up, they were like "do you think you'll be able to give a urine sample? 🥹🥹" I just said, "Not a chance. Bring me the waiver."
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dizzy! 🔞📌
dizzy! 🔞📌@dizzydizzydazed·
once i had to berate an absolutely ancient anesthesiologist bc he said he could “never forgive myself if you had a little bambino in you and i hurt him.” it turns out if you ask a patient not to drink water for 18 hours they will not be able to pee for a pregnancy test!
han 🍌@boyfriendspark

another day in american healthcare: i just had to argue to a radiologist that the xray my dr ordered is needed regardless of the “radiation directly to my baby maker” word for word btw. the way i so quickly said “and why does that matter to you?” and he just started the xray

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caramine@caraminez·
@rebirthcanal Is it not just because their populations are extremely high, causing the percentages to be lower?
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I am Shemei ™
I am Shemei ™@Shemei_I_am·
@theashleyray Most of these were gifts from the charities he ran, is it weird to have the picture of a baby whose operation you paid for?
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caramine@caraminez·
@seekssss @hifischizo I don't know why people keep saying he's coming back for more. He's obviously going for something on the other side of his owner. He's not pausing patiently to be picked up, the guy is grabbing him on the go
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seeks@seekssss·
@caraminez @hifischizo if it didnt like it it wouldnt allow itself to be handled much less come back for more
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caramine@caraminez·
@ddcuevat @blakethinks I love him but he is undeniably a bit of a misogynist but his books are really good anyway
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The Forest of Symbols Podcast
Tim Heidecker takes on the Alex Jones role as parody, only to uncover a real conspiracy. He slowly loses his mind as his audience finds him funnier and funnier the more genuinely he becomes a conspiracy theorist.
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Conservative Armenians
Conservative Armenians@ConserArmenians·
Hate the dude and he’s an idiot, but going on dates with multiple people at a time is fucked up and a major reason dating is terrible right now. As a guy it feels like the ultimate rug pull when you spend time planning, take a woman out on an amazing date, you both have lots of fun, ultimately you start developing feelings for her, only for her to tell you “ah sorry I’ve been seeing another guy.” It’s terrible for the woman too if the second guy doesn’t work out, now you’ve lost 2 people. In short, don’t do this. Go on dates with one person at a time
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@roryrom187039 @catwithaura It's firmly established veterinary science that this is not a safe or appropriate way to lift adult cats
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roryrom@roryrom187039·
@catwithaura A lot of stupid comments here. Obviously from people who've never had a cat. Cats love the neck pull -- it reminds them of when their mothers pulled their necks in transport, and makes them feel wanted and protected.
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Anna Katherine ☀️🦊✨️
Y'all throw around "eldest daughter" like your from families of 8 and raised your siblings rather than you have one like two years younger than you that was annoying
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