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@ManUtd What an absolute disgrace!! You lot have turned a once great club into a laughing stock. Football is shit to watch. Young talent getting broken. No balls, no heart just a money machine for the elite!! Ineos and Glazers out!!!!! Cunts!!!!!!!!!

Club statement: Ruben Amorim.

@TonySheldonNSW Should cut 20% off MPs wages to fund it.

It’s official - our bill just passed Parliament. Your HECS debt will be cut by 20%.

@JacintaAllanMP Hey Moron, What stops me going to Bunnings and cutting a piece of stainless steel and putting a handle on it? There is a weapon I could use as a machete! Change the laws you POS!!

Machetes destroy lives – so we're taking them off the streets. From 1 September, owning, carrying, using, buying, or selling a machete without a valid exemption or approval will be a criminal offence. To allow people to safely dispose of them, there will be an amnesty period from 1 September to 30 November 2025. More than 40 safe disposal bins will be available 24/7 at police stations across Victoria. We're enacting this ban and boosting Victoria Police's powers because community safety always comes first.

@CaroDiRusso Should be PM

Not enough of this sort of straight talking in Australia anymore. Love this. #energy #auspol

@CFC_OBED @FabrizioRomano An academy player that didn’t work hard enough for the badge in recent times? Yes ! For 300k a weekI ’d chase you down the fucking highway.

@FabrizioRomano Is that how to treat academy player ?

🚨 Man United also confirm Rashford’s representatives were informed that Matheus Cunha would be taking his number 10 shirt. It’s definitely 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 between United and Rashford. 👋🏽 Rashford dreams of Barcelona move as priority for his future. 🔵🔴

@KatyKray73 Slow death for scum like him!!

What should the punishment be for raping children? 1. Prison for life 2. Castration 3. Death Penalty Joshua Brown is not a childcare sex offender but a CHILD/BABY RAPIST! The only justice is to Bring back the death penalty!

@UltraInterested @geeekay21 @mark16pg @KrakenDanny Theft and aggravated assault stats too!! Australia turning into a shit hole!

@geeekay21 @mark16pg @KrakenDanny Start by looking up rape statistics in Dubai v UK v Sweden.

Within the next 5 years, you'll find Australian families immigrating to other countries. This will be the first time in Australian history people have left to find a better life on masses. They will leave Australia to Indians,Chinese,Middle Easterners.

@StephenKing Funny story!

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no Santa Claus. No tooth fairy. Also no “deep state,” and vaccines aren’t harmful. These are stories for small children and those too credulous to disbelieve them.

@JoelHotspur Can’t be better than season 2 without a trophy can it?

9️⃣ Frank isn’t trying to erase what Ange built. He’s refining it. Expect structure, adaptability, and ruthless efficiency. Spurs will be harder to beat, smarter in big games, and still thrilling to watch. This is Tottenham Season 3 — and it will be better than Season 2. 🐓🔥 #COYS #THFC #ThomasFrank

THREAD 🧵 | Why Thomas Frank is the perfect successor to Ange Postecoglou — and why Tottenham Season 3 will be BETTER than Season 2. Let’s talk tactics, stats, goals, and why Frank is not a downgrade — but the evolution Spurs needed. 👇 #THFC #COYS

@Buffy_Miyagi @Matkins2021 @JohnRuddick2 @David That’s the problem!! We should be able to defend our property and family to any extreme if these little pricks decide to break in with weapons! Self defence or battery shouldn’t make a difference when they invade your home.

@Matkins2021 @JohnRuddick2 @David We already have a castle law, it's called self defence. You just need to know what that means and where self defence ends and battery begins. You can always meet force with equal and proportionate/appropriate force, ALWAYS!

@tansleona Who’s to say that you don’t have another shit show season?

Sorry but I just can’t fathom how fans can just forget that absolute shit show of a season Yes the trophy was incredible but I’m not enduring an utterly pathetic premier league campaign again

@_4Jords Ange gives Levy his wish list for next season. Levy looks and thinks ..fuck that I’m not spending 50mil out of the 100mil you just got me! Levy looks at coaches that have done well with fuck all money and says “Bye Ange”, now got get me Thomas. More money in the cabinet than 🏆

Yes Ange has been our most successful manager in a LONG time but you simply cannot ignore the league form and the lack of tactical adaptability at the premier league level. Thank You Ange, Now. bring Me a Serial Winner

Grateful for the experience. Big love to everyone at Chelsea who made me feel at home — teammates, staff and the fans. Wishing the club all the best moving forward. Truly grateful, Thank you Blues 💙🙏🏼

@HEISENSPURS_ @Rohit_Claws The players that won you the only silverware in 17 years!!

@Rohit_Claws Oh no… the players who lost 26 games might leave?!?!?!?!

Ange out = logic. Ange in = pure emotion Hope this helps x

The concerning new Covid variant NB. 1.8.1 running rampant in China has now been detected in Victoria, sparking pleas from health authorities for people to get vaccination boosters as winter looms > bit.ly/4kctuaR

@JacintaAllanMP You should ban stupidity that way we will never hear from you again!

In Victoria, community safety comes first. That's why we're using extraordinary powers to ban the sale of machetes from midday, Wednesday 28 May.

@unthinkable_sn @SpursOfficial For 26 years?

@SpursOfficial He was just a Lucky man.

A man of his word.

@great_martis How’s your call on Bitcoin going Martis?

Whilst even the bulls were bearish, The Great Martis nails another call. Am I amazing?

@masatoalexander Did your AXO bag hurt you that much buddy?

please tag your SPO in this thread. so far no one has come forward saying they knew about this, or that they would support it if they had.

@SpursOfficial Hope he wins it and then walks!! You cunts don’t deserve him.

Bilbao, mate.