Cardbreaker

@Card_Kingdom Your employee should learn the actual name of what they think they have a hot take about. It's Reserved List, with a 'd'.

We've got another Card Kingdom employee hot take! "Dual lands should be removed from the Reserve List and be reprinted." Do you think they're right? Let us know in the comments! #hottake

@StarCityGames Aether Vial. It's a long 'e' sound, not long "a"

Is it Triskadelphawhatever or something else? 🤣 #MTG

@HistoryBoomer Why would it not be okay to call someone a gunt?

In class a few weeks ago, a student mentioned the "g-word. Nobody else (but me) knew what they meant. Not calling someone a slur is basic courtesy, but the idea that certain taboo words shouldn't ever be uttered is pernicious. We should not be children afraid of magic words.

@MagicOnline Semi-related: Can we get confirmation that Volrath's Shapeshifter correctly does not get "as enters " abilities of the creature on top of the graveyard, since it doesn't have those abilities until after it has already entered, and thus it is to late for replacement to occur?

Patch Update: If Dress Down is cast in response to a creature spell containing an as-enters replacement effect (Phyrexian Metamorph, Arcbound Ravager, etc), that as-enters effect correctly won’t occur. Thank you @IamActuallyLvL1 for bringing the bug to light!

The weekly Magic Online patch will be deployed shortly. This patch will trigger a game client download when you next go to log in - please plan accordingly if you are in the middle of a match or tournament. Patch Notes in the Weekly Announcements here - mtgo.com/news/mtgo031026

@IvanDesdeAca @d00mwake Even after seeing P2A?

@d00mwake Looks amazing, but I’m definitely on team Urza’s Destiny Rats. <3

Can’t stop won’t stop

@jakeformayor @Lannynyny @mtgbanding

@Lannynyny @mtgbanding Asking a community which woman, animal, or elderly person they think they could beat up is the definition of special

after a month of voting in the premodern discord the chart is done

@on1y0ne @fivewithflores @4Tournaments Or 4Seasons Plumbing and Air Conditioning

@fivewithflores @4Tournaments At least they didn’t tag Four Seasons Landscaping.

How pathetic is this OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT? Doesn’t properly tag @4Tournaments Doesn’t name names. The whole Internet is producing evidence of cheating going back six years but his teammates claim “recent events”? Just shut up honestly. This is worse than nothing

@swbmtg I could never play this without Lairs, because the possibility, however slight, of T1 Glaciers, T2 Lair, trigger on the stack, activate Glaciers with Lair mana, return Glaciers for Lair trigger would far surpass my urge to do something productive on turn 2

Here's a Naya TerraGeddon variant I'm enjoying. Played it to 3-0 at our weekly #premodern league!

Oops! All Elves. #premodernmtg

@fivewithflores Aren't these mostly white bordered? Or is that the frames? x.com/i/status/20188…

Which proxy-filled and white-bordered Rogue deck should I take out for #premodernmtg League tonight?

@GrulkeLamonte Missing some important details: sq ft, # of ba/br, lot size

How much did this how cost me to build? Full Break Down! 💰 Watcha think?? Fair? Structure - $165,994.70 Lot - $17,000.00 Interest - $5000.00 Total - $187,994.70! Sold - $234,000.00 Realtors Fees - $9360.00 Misc Fees - $3028.66 Profit as Builder - $33,616.64🎉 Profit Wife/Realtor - $4000.00~🎉

@TaJoordan @BasicMountain @fivewithflores Working on Opal-Dance of Many - Replenish - Bombardment right now

@BasicMountain @fivewithflores Replenish aint dead brother

Can’t wait for my first premodern event end of the month

@zm381547 @Lannynyny You must sacrifice a playable blue card from the format

@Lannynyny But at what cost?

@Lannynyny @fivewithflores @fpawluszmtg @SonRebell Back up to 46% or back down to 46%?

@fivewithflores @fpawluszmtg @SonRebell THE ROCK is back to 46% again Bay-bee

Parallax Tide shouldn’t have been banned for premodern

@fivewithflores @AntigothTCO @lsv Isn't it matchup dependent? Sligh will often keep 1-2 landers. Stifling a fetch can give you a huge cushion, preventing them from 2-spelling for multuple turns, and potentially from ever getting to vortex/ball mana. Signed - someone who has had their Sligh fetch 1-lander stifled

@AntigothTCO @lsv You win very fast games (combo turn 2-3, win turn 4-5) or VERY long games predicated on huge advantages in mana leverage. If The Rock could Stifle a fetch it would want to. DN gets nothing slowing the opponent down a little

@lsv 1. Don’t Stifle fetches. THE SAME as not Oxidizing artifact lands in 2003. I know it feels nice but it doesn’t help you win 2. Don’t keep 7 cards that can’t win by turn 3 in the dark/on the play 3. If you don’t win by turn 3-4, use Portent/Flash to make them beat 9-11 cards

@CWBChicago What about '94 civics?

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@Dralro @SamuelHBlack and proxy's with an apostrophe 🙄

@SamuelHBlack Gotta say I think I knew you'd be too good for the tournament when they misspelled "entry"

A friend who doesn’t play Magic saw this nearby and sent it to me—it’s a commander tournament literally 2 blocks from my house. Unfortunately it seems pretty obvious that I shouldn’t play in it, but I might stop by and check out the vibes.

@mtgbanding @Mengu09 This is only a half truth. The full mantra is buy in 2000, never sell.

@Mengu09 never sell 💗

Rest in Peace my beloved deck. You gave me everything. 🥰 (For those who don’t know they banned Parallax Tide in Premodern. 🥲) #MTGPremodern

@FantasyReceipts @DeClowns69 @clashreport Actually, nobody wants to see this crap in their feed from someone they follow for sports. Correction: used to follow.

@DeClowns69 @clashreport You're in a cult, pedophile protector.

Gregory Bovino, Trump’s Border Patrol Chief, appeared at the Minneapolis protests with officers.

@Lannynyny @ecobaronen Skyshroud Cutter is best Cutter

@ecobaronen Cutter rules

What's the pick out of this terrible pack? We are unfortunately playing Vintage Cube 🥸