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The Gallagher scarf stays ON during sex

Haha this 👇🏼 🤣🤣

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me:

After rewatching all of our matches, Tottenham's level isn't up to the competition, but this is most of the refereeing errors against us from the start of the season until the last match. The intent is clear: relegate Tottenham, nothing else. 👌🏼

Honestly just delete the prem

@TheSpursWatch Lifeline.

🚨Updated Premier League table with 5 games remaining…

@SpursOfficial Here we go again

Back home 🏡

@TheSpursWatch Some dirty work at play from PGMOL. We are reffed completely differently to other teams.

🚨What are your half time thoughts?

@TheSpursWatch Could not agree more. I’m hooking Solanke for Xavi if it were my decision to make.

Player quality in our attack is the no.1 biggest issue at this club. Kolo Muani, Solanke & Richarlison are all absolutely horrendous players. I can’t stand watching them try and play football.

@SpursOfficial Bricking it. COYS

We’re underway at the Stadium of Light! COME ON YOU SPURS ✊ Follow along live in our match centre! 🔗 thfc.pro/41pdMl1

@TheSpursWatch Lange stinks. No clue on squad building.

What are the chances Thomas Frank & Roberto De Zerbi both happened to want to sign Andy Robertson? Same way that 3 Spurs managers wanted Connor Gallagher. The club clearly have set players that they want to sign, regardless of who the manager is, whether it makes sense or not.

“The injured players are coming back, and while making a stress purchase might give you a nice immediate feeling, there’s no point in signing players who can’t help us in either the short or long term.” - Johan Lange, February 4, 2026. #LangeOut #VinaiOut

@SpursOfficial You’re bound to get it right this time 🤥

We can confirm that it has been mutually agreed for Head Coach Igor Tudor to leave the Club with immediate effect. Tomislav Rogic and Riccardo Ragnacci have also left their respective roles of Goalkeeping Coach and Physical Coach. We thank Igor, Tomislav and Riccardo for their efforts during the past six weeks, in which they worked tirelessly. We also acknowledge the bereavement that Igor has recently suffered and send our support to him and his family at this difficult time. An update on a new Head Coach will be provided in due course.

@SpursOfficial Crap managerial decisions, crap performances, crap recruitment and crap leadership. This club doesn’t deserve the fans. Sack the lot of them!

Defeat in N17.

@HimothyReports 💀

Souza is RWB?

@TheSpursWatch @Matt_Law_DT Neither do the majority of fans 😂

(🟢) NEW: #Tottenham players have no faith in Tudor. @Matt_Law_DT

@TheSpursExpress I’m now convinced about the Vinai - Arsenal fan theory. He’s getting us sent down.

I don’t understand why Igor Tudor is still manager of this club. How do the people at this club work in top level football and operate like this?

@TheSpursWatch Mans got the ego of Zidane and the ability of Neil Warnock. Fuck him off.

Get this poison out. The situation we’re in isn’t his fault but he’s making it worse.

Describe that game in one word?

Full-time in Madrid.