Carly Morris

all 3 New Girl men are exactly how their characters would be as dads😭😭😭 max (schmidt) is doing tiktok dances and going to concerts with his daughter, jake (nick) is raising bugs with his son to feed a lizard, & lamorne (winston) is getting roasted for crying by his daughter

@nursekelsey I’m JUST about finished this series for the first time! About 300 pages left of the final book and I don’t know if I’m ready for it to end 😭

@pediatricnursey Fantasy - fourth wing/iron flame Fiction - the measure or remarkably bright creatures Romance - the last letter Mystery - none of this is true Non-fiction - between two kingdoms

What’s the best book you read this year??

@pediatricnursey It literally always shocks me when parents are like that on our unit! Dads in just their gross undies, moms (esp of older kids) butt naked or just wearing a sports bra… or walking around the halls barefoot. Like you know I’m coming in here all the time and it’s a public space?

There’s a day walking around shirtless & barefoot on our unit. First off EW and second I’m sorry sir what makes you think that’s ok ?????? This is not your house.

@pediatricnursey I’ve fostered 10 babies in the last 3 years and the two items that EVERY baby has consistently used/loved is the Sophie giraffe (babies will consistently choose this over any other toy or teether) and a playmat for the floor (3-8 months old is a life saver).

Starting a baby registry. What are absolute must haves and what can we skip? 🍼👶🏼

Throwback to when a medical leech went on an adventure

RIP to whoever is about to receive the literal wall of text currently being drafted by the person sitting in front of me on the train. It begins with “my feelings on our situation have not changed,” so godspeed

@nursekelsey I literally always have a book on me for just this reason! The best way to spend time waiting! (Physical book, Kindle, KU on my phone!)

@pediatricnursey Congrats!!

It’s still early, but we’re so excited for this next chapter of our lives 🤍 & had to share with my twitter fam.

had a pilot named Ken yesterday and he introduced himself by saying his job is plane

Local tweet, #burnout There are some rumours circulating apparently that locally in Swift Current we have had to transfer more patients out because our anesthesiologist just “doesn’t want to work”. This is a harmful lie that further injures the doc keeping our program afloat. 🧵

Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

@pediatricnursey Ooo just about to start this book!

Time for a new book & a beer 🍻📚

The irony of this insane rain storm is that I had just finished watering my lawn approximately 10mins before it started POURING…

best part of being an adult is realizing you can buy a 5lb bag of sour candy whenever you want

My biggest current stressor is setting my GoodReads reading challenge goal too high and being constantly 9 books behind schedule…. I’ll never catch up 😭

@nursekelsey The Nightingale was by far the worst hangover.. I also loved the ACOTAR series, could continue to read more of those books!

@pediatricnursey The Housemaid - Frieda McFadden Wrong Place Wrong Time - Gillian McAllister

What’s your favorite book you’ve read in the last year? 📚

1/6 of SK residents don’t have a family doctor. This will worsen as FPs with large practices get set to retire due to worsening work conditions. New grads aren’t willing to take over, also due to worsening work conditions. MoH: no rush

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.