Cara Wood

In case you wanted an explanation of all this

@MadihaKSaeed Mom hack: just buy a giant pretty purse and use that

Can’t wait to be out of the diaper bag phase of life to wear pretty purses again

@MadihaKSaeed It really should. I feel noticeably worse about myself after i see like 4

@carodare I feel Like it should be illegal to push a drug so heavily

I checked my bmi once this morning and have been targeted with like 50 ozempic knock off ads fuckkkkkkofffffffff omg the hell is wrong with everyone

@MadihaKSaeed Silas skipped the booster seat. He just stands in his chair. I don't get it.

It’s so surreal. Alina done with her high chair, and now in a booster seat 🥺

@OccultofFrog @melodylesbian @MoreTacos3 @97Vercetti It's how I see and despite my shit vision, I have also been told I don't have an astigmatism.

imagine trusting me to drive us around at night & this is all i see

@MadihaKSaeed Don't worry he's fine

@carodare WHAAAAAAT

I get really sad sometimes because so much energy goes into my first born and feel like my second one is just hanging not getting enough attention 😞

@MadihaKSaeed Once you watch your sister accidentally cut your brother's finger off with a closet door, you realize shits just gonna happen.

@carodare Kids need a few bumps and scrapes it shows that they’ve lived a little 😂

@MadihaKSaeed As the eldest, IA enjoyed overly interested parents. (And as the eldest of 8, I am now a too chill parent. Silas literally rocketed down a hill on his scooter and I was just like "make good choices, baby!" I'm tired.)

@carodare Aka me my whole life 😂

@MadihaKSaeed As my very not desi mom says, "you gotta wear it sometime."

Desi moms be casually drippin in gold when doing housework it’s wild

@fuckyouiquit Ok BUT. I didn't hoard any in March 2020 to avoid being part of the problem and then I RAN OUT AND COULD NOT FIND ANY. So now? He'll yeah I hoard.

@MadihaKSaeed Please listen to PPC thr plankton version. It's like.... meme culture

@carodare All i know is HOT TO GO

Alina saying asalamlum to greet me is the cutest thing 😂❤️

@MadihaKSaeed youtu.be/PIE7UG12R-E?si… this is not Chappell, but it IS the version I think you will like best.

@MadihaKSaeed HAVE YOU NOT HEARD CHAPPELL ROAN YET

@MadihaKSaeed Wow this just made the GBBO even more exciting. All I want now is for him to yell at Paul

@carodare But imagine it was him yelling Paul Hollywood from gbbo

@MadihaKSaeed Conversing with your baby is SO weird. Like you have whole ass thoughts you can just share now huh

@carodare It’s wild cause like alina and i started having conversations. Like what who is child????? Time is a thief

Two babies sleeping on me ❤️ what a blessing

@MadihaKSaeed Those are the moments that are so incredible they somehow make all of the terrible parts worth it. Which is wild because the terrible parts can be real awful hahahah

@carodare Oh it did

@clhubes Someone needs to write a post for him entitled I went to the Vatican and the Eiffel Tower and here's what I think of Europe. #1 you have to stand in line for EVERYTHING in Europe! Even a photo!