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@PonchoRebound I loved it!!

CONFIRMED: The "Engagement Is Inversely Proportional To Effort" Rule Of Social Media Posting" is still in effect.

@JayFaerber Yeah but no captions or subtitles on any DVD sets so far. So I cannot wait for it to be on streaming!!!!

@PairOfJacksGame @gamebirdmary Congratulations!!

I don’t get to break out the plastic celebration cigar too often, but I did today. Signed a contract to make another Pair of Jacks Game game real. More to follow. It’ll be fun! And a nice assist from Mary @gamebirdmary and Jessica @newleaflegal!

@boardgamebryn Congratulations!

Its me! Finally out 🏳️‍⚧️ at work and going by my legal name! I couldn’t be happier about it! #trans #joy

@MikeBeauvais David Letterman: Coincidentally 4.8 is the rating for the new Jennifer López album, out of a possible 100. Paul Shaffer: plays Carole King's "I Feel the Earth Move"

DAVID LETTERMAN: There was an earthquake in New York City today. Paul, did you feel it? PAUL SHAFFER: 4.8. 4.8. DAVID LETTERMAN: Today when the hookers in Times Square ask if you have protection, they mean a hard hat. PAUL SHAFFER: *plays AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long”*

@DrJamesJBailey @RichardHigson Money changes everything as well

@RichardHigson Wait. Her dad’s angry that she’s on the phone in the middle of the night?! This changes EVERYTHING

If your phone were to ring in the middle of the night and it was your father yelling “what you gonna do with your life?”, you’d sooner tell him to mind his own business and establish a healthy sleep pattern than reply: “oh daddy dear, you know you’re still number one”, surely?

@thebuckeyegamer You will feel joy for Christmas and have a great Christmas Eve next year!

@motelsiren Please invite me to your Kate Bush fantasy world with your storybook cats

I joined Twitter 10 years ago today!

@xingcat I like this one a lot!

I got some discarded picture frames off the curb on trash day, and a friend gave me her stash of very vibrant, metallic paints, so I decided to splurge on something super bright and shiny. I love this combo, mostly due to how tacky it turned out.

@PonchoRebound Wow way to brag you have more than one ex

Getting roasted in the DMs by my exes who point out that I’m not an extrovert but a highly social introvert: very outgoing until I’ve used up my stored energy and then I have to go be alone/grumpy for an equal or greater amount of time, ignoring/annoying them the whole time.

I spied a couple sitting alone at our FLGS' game night. “Hi! You here to play games?” “Yes…we didn’t want to interrupt.” “Here’s a table looking for two more players, wanna check it out?” “OK! Do you work here?” “No. (whispers) I’m just the only extrovert in the entire store.”

@Kallastra @gabrielledrolet This is the first thing I thought of, that snooty woman from a few weeks ago

one time this guy asked me out to ice cream. and so we went and I ordered my ice cream. and he didn’t get anything. “I don’t like ice cream,” he said. so we sat outside and I ate ice cream as he sat and watched. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. maybe to anyone

@redrawnoxen I used to sing Rapper's Delight (at least what I could remember of it) to my baby and he loved it!

Making a playlist of silly fun songs (not specifically kids' songs) to dance to w baby and welcome recommendations... Think bouncy. "Two of Us" by the Beatles is kind of the blueorint

@PonchoRebound Yes it's occasionally intense and very deep!

@carolmcarpenter The stop motion one? IT’S SO GOOD!

When I'm the traitor in a social deduction game:

Sure, I’m a failed novelist, but so are most published novelists.

@johnny0neal Thank you for speaking up.

Today at Gen Con a kid was having a meltdown and a guy near me shouted “punch him!” A bunch of people laughed. Encouraged, the guy added, “My kid would never do that because he knew if he had, I’d have fucked him up as soon as we got home.” No laughs that time. He kept going…

@TomBrewstErr Ok now I need to know which games are the highest in Turbulent

love these scales and their implication that the opposite of a family is 'an expert'

@PonchoRebound Isn't the first thing we see him doing in episode 1 is making his lady friend pancakes?

The most genuine, unguarded and boyish smile we’ve seen from Pike in all of Strange New Worlds is when someone complimented his cooking:

@dystopialloon I gasped at how great that compliment is!