Carolyn Robertson

Available to watch for the next month on BBC i player my #LGBT kids book #twodads read by @willyoung I also have a #twomums version. Check out sparklypoo.com

@Trump_Jr_Q A

BREAKING: New CNN Poll says Trump is the worst President in history. Do you believe that? A. Yes B. No

@Trump_Jr_Q E

As of today, how much do you still trust President Trump? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@Trump_Jr_Q B

🚨Be Honest: Are you Happy that Trump is the President of America 🇺🇸 ? A. Yes B. No

@Brink_Thinker Yes, literally only came home for Tizer and a Dairylea sandwich at lunchtime. Popped back at half 5 for fishfingers and beans. Home when it started to get dark. Dens, rope swings, tree climbing, trespassing, hedge hopping...

Be Honest.. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say... be back before dark?

Utter legend!! #Lionesses #EngvSweden

Check us out!! #WomensFootball #walkingfootball #Euros2025 #lionessess instagram.com/reel/DL7YvpANV…

Just discovered my book #Twodads is now available on @BBCiPlayer so you can enjoy whenever you want. Whoop! @lgbtadoptfoster #lgbtadoption #gayfamily bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

Hi @Ofstednews my son applied for an apprenticeship through @KEITS_Training after a long probationary period he was managed out, received misinformation from @KEITS_Training & employer. Surely @KEITS_Training have a responsibility to ensure employers are appropriate?

@elonmusk @KamalaHarris Stay in your lane @elonmusk and figure out something helpful.

@KamalaHarris You are lying

We won’t let him.

@damekatydenise_ Hot Gussets?

This girl band are supporting Oasis on tour, what’s their name?

Publication day for this book about the disability rights movement with portraits of some of the campaigners who have wheeled, marched and signed for civil rights. Illustrated by Aleksandar Zolotic, thanks to @AbiaAkram, @TommyShakes, @Tanni_GT, @eddiendopu and @BnsJaneCampbell

@damekatydenise_ What a babe.

Big congratulations to Scrapie who is ‘Skegness Girls Under 16’s Arm Wrestling Champion’ for a 4th year running! 2nd place goes to 13 year old Pippa who is currently in A&E with a suspected fractured arm. Sadly Pippa misgendered Scrapie whilst being stretchered away so the filth are en route. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #TransWomenAreWomen #TransIsBeautiful #LGBTQ #PippaIsABadLoser 💪🏻💥🏳️‍⚧️

@damekatydenise_ Rosary beads?

Just found this in the kitchen drawer stuck to a serving spoon. No idea what it is or how it got there. X, help! What is it? Some type of stirrer? Or maybe a cork?

@Dawn_French Legend xx

Am I available for any unkind misinformed trolling..?

Wow @RotherDC look how you've displaced wildlife. Lining the pockets of developers who are decimating the countryside building huge houses in an area where huge houses aren't needed.

@jk_rowling Be kind!!

Aw, JJ's back ❤️ I missed you, buddy.

@jk_rowling Thank you for everything you do. I've been lambasted for years for commenting on this emperor's new clothes stupidity.

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉 Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them. In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls’ single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women’s jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex. For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls’ rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors. It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women’s and girls’ rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal. I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment. If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it. #ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotland 11/X

Scotland's Hate Crime Act comes into effect today. Women gain no additional protections, of course, but well-known trans activist Beth Douglas, darling of prominent Scottish politicians, falls within a protected category. Phew! 1/11

@BBCWomansHour @aimafidon @Emmabarnett My 16 year old son has dyscalculia and has failed maths twice, despite being a bright, hard working person his self esteem is flat lining at college because of the mandatory having to take maths until 18. He doesn't have a maths brain. Pushing beyond 16 feel purgatory

🧮 Maths - like it or loathe it? Host of the UK’s first ever Maths Summit @aimafidon speaks to @emmabarnett about the importance of the subject. ⬇️

@jk_rowling @indylabrador I hope you've Scotchguarded!

@indylabrador I have one right here ❤️

“The house of delusions is cheap to build but drafty to live in.” A. E. Housman