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@RishiSunak Why not stick it on a big red bus, you dishonest twonk.

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@MaryRobinson01 More Tory misrepresentation of the truth! Thankfully you'll be out of a job later this year. A self-serving career MP who has sided with the govt on every single cruel policy. Zero compassion. Check out her voting record.

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@mrmarksteel loved tonight's Lowry show. Thank you! Guessing the Aussie comedy band in question was Doug Anthony Allstars? They're an absolute riot. If it's any consolation to your mum, the rest of their set is arguably far worse...

@DougStanhope Africa by Toto. Anything Elton John has ever made. Wind of Change - Scorpions.

Name a worse song than the National Anthem.

@BritishAlba @PennyMordaunt The members decision is of no value, because they're as useless as Truss or Johnson. And they selected both.

@PennyMordaunt Sadly its clear MPs do not want members to have a say. They want the coup to fully succeed and for Rishi to become leader. You would stand a better chance in 2024 to try and rebuild the party if it is wiped out in the general election as many fear it will be

New polling shows that I’m the one that can deliver a fresh start for our party. #PM4PM

@trussliz @RishiSunak Until tomorrow? Putting the U in Truss. Turn again Trussington. Laughter of London.

Congratulations @RishiSunak on being appointed as Leader of the Conservative Party and our next Prime Minister. You have my full support.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg @RishiSunak You make the dark lord Michael Howard look human. That's impressive. Self-serving relic.

@GmGreenways @Conservatives @GuidoFawkes There are any left? Those who voted for Truss clearly showed their low level of judgment at the time. Nevermind Boris.

We need a poll on how many @Conservatives members have left or about to leave. @GuidoFawkes

@Gardenersnow @MattHancock @RishiSunak Swap that for a laughing emoji and it's perfect.

Huge congratulations to @RishiSunak. He is exactly the Prime Minister we need. All of those who know Rishi well know he has the integrity, ability and experience to lead our country in these troubled times.

@NadineDorries @BorisJohnson is never gonna sleep with you and I think it's time you accept that, move on and seek some professional help. #GeneralElectionN0W #GoNads

If Rishi Sunak were to win, the focus of the privileges committee I am absolutely certain would move straight onto Rishi Sunak and what he knew - in order to embolden Labours call for a general election. With Rishi we will be in general election territory within weeks.

@Blazerunner2049 @NadineDorries A u-turn? I've lost count.

I cannot imagine there’s one G7 country which thinks we’re worthy of a place at the table. The removal of one electorally successful PM, the disgraceful plotting to remove another by those who didn’t get their way first time round is destabilising our economy and our reputation

@NadineDorries Stop bumming Boris. Just count yourself lucky that you and @MattHancock were briefly relevant. Everyone knows how stupid you both are, as you'll find out at the next GE when you have to get a proper job.

@Conservatives @Jeremy_Hunt @trussliz #GeneralElectionNow

We remain committed to long-term reforms that put us on the path to higher growth 📈

Where is Liz Truss?

@trussliz #GeneralElectionNow I'm not sure who is funnier, @trussliz or @NadineDorries but I wish you'd both f**k off and take the rest of your self-serving party of clowns with you.

The British people rightly want stability, which is why we are addressing the serious challenges we face in worsening economic conditions. We have taken action to chart a new course for growth that supports and delivers for people across the United Kingdom.

@NadineDorries @BorisJohnson Both of you. Followed by the rest of you.

There is no unity candidate. No one has enough support. Only one MP has a mandate from party members and from the British public - a mandate with an 80 seat majority. @BorisJohnson The choices are simple - back Liz, if not bring back Boris or face a GE within weeks.

@antbxsh @BBCLookNorth That's pure Philomena Cunk, that is. #dianemorgan #charliebrooker

@SteveSheasby @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Just when you think things can't get any more depressing.

BREAKING NEWS: it’s being reported that @Jacob_Rees_Mogg is thinking of standing for PM.