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some of the shit my mom says is so ridiculous i have to laugh!

Fashion, frolicking, reading, writing, drawing, and being bossy lmao

me searching pornhub: ‘two people really in love and he sucks her toes and gives her £1000’

Sucks when u gotta take a step back from somebody u wanted to build something special with

why do i gotta be fw everyone at a distance from me #whatdatmean

"not being ready for a relationship" while searching for one actively after you, just hurts man

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

today i told my therapist that a certain someone was raised in pittsburgh and he was unsettled by it.

@1sthousesaturn @cumbuchatea @foreeeeeal omg we need to curse his bloodline !!

@cumbuchatea @foreeeeeal I’m so unfortunately serious 😭

stalking her spotify playlists on the desktop version and looking at each date a song was added and cross referencing it with my own perceived timeline of events then analyzing the data and making assumptions that are probably incorrect because idk i have a lot of issues

soft launch. maxxing. doomscroll. marry-me chicken. gold plated kitchen ware on marble countertop. levi’s jeans!!! normalize. matcha ube. romanticization. lowkirk. crack. long term/distance situationship? weed pens. peptides fillers. yappanesse

german society being autistic asf

how it feels to tweet on an ipad

this rlly is the worst

can’t wait to find real love instead of whatever this is y’all keep trying to scam me into accepting

Nice physical media collection Can I fuck you

@shesungodly i say all this cuz i imagine there’s early human males who discovered they weren’t attracted to women but then as a nomadic human in a hunter-gatherer situation??? wyd ?figuring it all out just like the pioneers we always are 🤓🫶

@shesungodly #gayismorethanokay do u know how gay u have to be as a man to see another human male and be so attracted and/or in love with them that ur like “what holes of u can i fuck” ?!? cuz now i’m thinking ? hmm where was the gay bible cheat code for the first queer humans?!?

how did humans even discover anal sex

when i can feel the weight of my boobs on my chest

Might fuck around and stfu for the rest of the year idk