Carrie Dodson

Leo Camarillo and Tee Woolman at #TheAmerican.

@clownworld And we wonder why there is a teacher shortage.

Amazing keynotes! Come join us!

@teainfo Send people to fill those vacancies for a month. You’ll find out quickly why there’s a shortage.

PRESS RELEASE: TEA Establishes Teacher Vacancy Task Force to Address Ongoing Staffing Challenges in Public Education 📰bit.ly/3I6K3AZ #txed

@DarbyBaggs I just told Gary what you said and he LOL. Loved that one.

Betty White died today and my mom is at the casino, gambling like nothing is wrong..

@DarbyBaggs You have grown into a beautiful young lady. Don’t let some immature drama and mess even take up a minute of your day.

Not being so caught up in social media jealousy stuff has done so much for my mental health… it feels good to feel good

@McKenzie698 Wait until you build one…with a spouse.

Why is buying a house literally the most annoying/stressful thing in the world

@DarbyBaggs She’s a doll, but you’re as cute as can be too.

I hate being friends with a curly blonde headed, blue eyed Barbie that weighs 100 pounds. I’m not okay

@DarbyBaggs I don’t want to grow up either.

I’m so ready to be done with school, yet never want to grow up 😅

@dbaggs13 Always would answer.

@carriedodson I was very very inebriated at 3 am. You probably didn’t want the call lol.

I called everybody. Nobody worry about me. I’ll figure it out

@DarbyBaggs Don’t let anyone who has ever mistreated you try and sell you anything girl!

If you used to be rude to me, don’t try & sell me Arbonne now, sis

@TChristanelli I’m in the nothing sounds good group.

Do you go through phases when nothing...LITERALLY nothing sounds good to eat? Or are you normal??

@deb_k_alex Tic tac toe

I am currently lighting up my Facebook group with the following question: What do you call this icon in the upper right hand of your Google apps? I call it the nine dots. Evidently, is has many names. What's yours?

The road to success is always under construction, make sure you hire the right contractors!

@dbaggs13 After a long night of $1 shots...

Me whenever I order a triple and I’m drunk off my ass

At the NGWA groundwater and oil and gas development conference in San Antonio today getting my nerd on. Thanks @ngwatweets for bringing this to Texas this year!

@darbynsparkman Can’t call that a road trip, but...

@DarbyBaggs Social media is inanimate. Without people, social media is nothing. A similar comparison, pencils don’t misspell words and cars don’t cause accidents.

Social media ruins relationships. Change my mind

@darbynsparkman If you’re gonna dream, dream@big!

@darbynsparkman Vince Gill.