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@Matt_Pinner Apple! Core he's cute! Groans.

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@KeruboSk Working! 44 years was enough. 😄

What’s something you stopped doing and your life got immediately better?

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it's a really good box.

Rabbit eyes, deboned chicken feet & lobster with white chocolate mousse! My favourite episode so far tonight of @MasterChefUK Sad for Ismael, but happy for Mark.

@Nooor_Khan021 Montmorency, Monty for short. Such a presence.

We need a rediculous old boy name.??.....

@DENISEONEILL6 @ITV Yep, its unlikely!

@carryonsmiling @ITV Why would I have such qualms?

If you ever had any qualms about #DavidMorissey's acting skills, just watch 'Gone' on @ITV. Subtle but moving portrayal of a man with regrets. #evemyles also played a blinder. Good to see #elliotcowan. Shame too many cats on itv! Ha.

@HannahIamthest1 Yeah, didnt like the taste. I pteferred the hard candy cigarettes with a red 'glowing' tip. You could wet that red end and paint your lips, pretend lipstick. They didnt taste great either.

Remember chocolate cigarettes and you could eat the paper ?

@Baddiel Hm, yes, I sort of agree... Bingham was true to type, a male version of Jane in some ways. Wickham chose Lydia, who had no dowry, which differred from his usual heiresses, but then he never loved her... Austen's characters appear simple but are not, that is her genius.

Brian Blessed gives his thoughts on Donald Trump in his own inimitable style.

@HWarlow Poor man! So sorry for you both, and anyone else experiencing this.

Emboldened by a mug of Yorkshire tea and 3 Jaffa cakes I will relate the words of yesterday ‘Stephen can be discharged with 4 carers and physio even if you weren’t there’ He’s doubly incontinent and this bruise is from a fall. He wanted me to post this We are both very sad

@saniyafatma1278 Thats criminal! How horrible for poor ginger. Well done for caring for him. If thats how they treat animals... ! I remember some people being surprised when I moved abroad and took my 2 cats with me... they were my responsibilty, as well as loving them.

@readswithravi The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler.

Have you ever read a book by an author that was so good it made you want to read everything else they've written?

@Noirchick1 William Powell and George Sanders

Which classic film star would you most want to have a date with?

@monstroso Oy, Ive always fancied using one to create fanciful animal-shaped hedges (& Im a laydee!)

Which man among us can truthfully say “I’ve never fancied having a go on an electric hedge trimmer”?

@Amelia558rs Just like The Virginian, it seemed to be on for ever!

Does anyone remember a show called Daktari.

Did you realise that The Clangers were a gateway drug to 'Star Trek'? So says #maggieaderin on #jonathanross show. Great group of guests including #kurtrusell #timroth #davidbyrne @ITV @JRossShow

“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.” —Charles Dickens

While out on my afternoon walk I spotted Godzilla cunningly disguised as a tree.

@Moffitt6Daniel @BGT_UK No, not reality but theres nothing wrong with hopes and wishes. Better those than cynicism and bitterness.

@carryonsmiling @BGT_UK Not reality though

youtu.be/2giR2F2yfqc?si… Yes, its sentimental, yes, its not perfect prose but its still powerful and sums up the best of us Brits. Hooray for #sonnygreen @BGT_UK #wordsmith